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(85 votes) Published: Aug 08, 2007 11:41 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 349 times
Allright these are a couple of ways to piss off a friend so most of these require access to a friends room/house.
1. this is good if you live near forrest/woods. acuire some posion ivy with some gloves and smush it untill it is kinda goey. then take the top off of your friends deordoant and rub it around. make sure to take any plant remains off.
2. get a bottle of fun in the sun (you can probably find it at your local salon) it dies hair white/blonde. say you have to piss and go to his bathroom and pour some in his shampoo bottle, make sure you dont pour anough to where the shampoo is real liqudy
3. go into his kitchen and if he has a jar for sugar/flour/salt just mix them all together
4. get some instant mash batatoes when its susposed to rain, and pour it all over his lawn
5. hide eggs in places he wont look. ie. under the bed/under a dresser/behind computer desk. after a while he’ll get ants and his room will start to smell like intercourse in africa
6. get a dr. scholls freeze away wart remover with the liquid. go to his bathroom and, if he has any face products in a small bottle. ie. proactive. pour the whole thing of wart remover into the bottle. it will cause his face to peel and burn like a bitch
7. this is kinda hard and wierd to do, but if you somehow, dont care, find out what lotion your friend uses to rub one out, put icy/hot gel in the bottle, this will burn his balls worse than having sex with a campfire
8. this is my personal favorite because i have afriend who allways has alot of soda and gets pissed off real easy. go to his frigde and shake up his 2 liter soda and slowly open it, when all the fizz goes away leave the cap off and do it to all of the 2 liters in his fridge. if theres only one bottle, do it two or three times and it will make his soda flatter than paris hilton.
Aug 09, 2007 12:10 am - . get a dr. scholls freeze away wart remover with the liquid. go to his bathroom and, if he has any face products in a small bottle. ie. proactive. pour the whole thing of wart remover into the bottle. it will cause his face to peel and burn like a bitch
I wanted to test my fail picture but you killed the fail monster in me 5*s
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