
 | Jun 29, 2005 8:54 am - badass firecracker real recipe take a double roll toilet paper and get some cannon fuse at a local blackpowder store, and some 3-f black powder (tell them you have a mortar). Also, you need to get some latex gloves, two golf balls, a 35mm plastic film cannister (what the film comes in), and a roll of duct tape.
First, put on the latex gloves and wipe your fingerprints off the golf balls. Shove one golf ball in one open end of the toilet paper roll. fill the film cannister up full with black powder (once), and dump it into the hollow toilet paper roll. cut a length of cannon fuse (about 12 inches) and stick that inside the open tube, down all the way to the golf ball. Gently shove the other golf ball into the tube from the remaining open end. tape the toilet paper up using several layers of duct tape, taking care to tape the ends securely and then the sides, alternating back and forth.
Depending on where the powder and fuse make contact inside the roll, you will have at least 20 seconds to get away after lighting it and throwing it near your mark (away from people, perhaps just in the backyard).
Keep it away from stuff that will burn or catch on fire, as the toilte paper, now blown into small pieces, will smolder and smoke up the area. The golf balls usually don’t fire off as projectiles, but only serve as effective plugs.
With the patriot act in effect, you don’t want any incriminating evidence (fingerprints, etc.) on the device. make a few and try them out somewhere, so you can profile the precise results of your work |