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(88 votes) Published: Aug 18, 2007 10:01 p.m. Viewed 380 times
I’ll get to the point.
I was on a flight down to Texas out of British Columbia.
My whole family was with me and after a long flight I just wanted to get to our hotel.
After making a quick stop at the restroom I came out and realised a group of people were gathering around.
My family members(except my grandma) were being handcuffed(the plastic, zip-tie kind) and scanned with metal detectors.
I walked over wondering "Wtf is going on".
Not telling the gaurds I was related to the people they were detaining I asked "What happened?".
The gaurd said "Its alright, there was a bomb threat but we have everything under control now".
Just! as the man finished talking my Grandma started yelling...
IT’S A BALM, IT’S A BALM very loudly so you could hardly make out her words.
After 3 hours, we were let go after convincing them the BOMB! was tiger BALM my grandmother had in her purse...
(P.S. It would be crazy if there was an actual bomb that dropped tigers...)
(P.S. It would be crazy if there was an actual bomb that dropped tigers...)
thats exactly what a communist would say, 0* from me you communist bastard.
Aug 18, 2007 10:22 pm - I dont know what directory you posted this under, i cant see it. If its in stories, ill give it a 4, because that is friggin hilarious.
Aug 19, 2007 8:09 pm - Reply -I was to lazy to add it into any directory.
-If there was a bomb that dropped tigers people would know Canada for more than Pamela Anderson and Maple Syrup.
-1 up indeed.
-I don’t belong to the communist party. :S
-Lastly, Thanks Rodd. ’;(’.&rsq o;):’ thumbs up
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