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(23 votes) Published: Jun 19, 2003 12:00 a.m. Viewed 462 times
This is something that shouldn’t be done unless you are pretty sure that you’re going to get away with it. (I invented this egg a long time ago while living in an apartment. The guy eventually broke the glass in his bedroom window just to get out) For maximum efficiency, read and follow this whole egg:
1. Get some super glue (Krazy Glue, preferably)
2. Squeeze tube of glue into the cracks of the doorframe between the actual door and the doorframe itself
3. Let dry
Note: This is better done at night where visibility is nil, and this is also better for allowing time for all that glue to dry.
Note 2: It’s considered a plus if you can get their windows, as well.
Note 3: Do it best the night before a big day tomorrow. Ruin that job interview that was scheduled early.
Note 4: If this doesn’t work for you people who don’t know how to follow instructions GET THE WHOLE FRIGGIN’ DOOR FRAME