Big dog,my face....annoying cousin,needed Revenge.
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Published: Jun 29, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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When i was 8years old me an my cousin were helping our uncle out in his job at an ice cream factory.Joe beradi,the best in town.Anyhow we used to head down and help him out with a few things and he used to give us free ice cream twice a day.Loads of fun.
So,this place,had protection.....a big Alsatian called bruno,now me being 8 it was nearlly as tall as me,and not to bright.Your perfect guard dog.Well behaved,and never showed any animosity towards me or my cousin mark.So one day after wed finished,i was stroking this dog,and kneeling beside it(not that i needed to).when my cousin mark thought itd be really funny to say "KILL" at the appropriate time,thinking itd be really funny......when the dog had span round grabbed me on the left side of my face and thrown me accross the yard.Leaving me with a face full of dripping flesh and severe facial wounds.
Now then,Joe beradi killed the dog,took a machete to it after it bit me.And i was in stitches for about three weeks,and having to soak my face everyday cuz the puss was seeping out.
Mark denied everything when asked about what he said,when i was finally able to speak again i told em all about it,but his dad sided with him.
So........many years later,i turned 17,and needed a place to stay,i ended up back in billinborough with my uncle and sharing a room with my cousin.I waited a few weeks first,then conjured up ways to get him back.
1/Took his Toothbrush to the toilet.Gave it a real good clean,beneath the rim and everything.
2/Hair gel,with added ingrediant.....salt.(he has soriosis.)
3/pissing in a pint glass,and pouring it in his bed.Then telling my aunty that it strangely smells of pee in our room.
4/taking his clean underwear,going for a #*@!....using them for toilet paper,and stuffing them under his matress along with a few purchased old fatty magazines.The older,and the fatter the better..it looks more freaky on him.
5/Waiting for his girlfriend to come around,and telling her all about his lack of discharge control,and frequently flirting with the ugly #*@!,just to show i could get her...
Result?=Complete mental breakdown,he says its me...but lets face it,youve been found pissing the bed,you #*@! your pants and hid them under your mattress.......your mentally scratching your head every three seconds,and jibbering like a nutcase on how its all your cousins fault.Play it cool.....one step at a time,and watch your revenge be poured to you in the most sadistic form.As he ends up undertaking four months of therapy sessions to deal with his mental relapses.As they start to convince him hes been doing it all in his sleep!!!!!!!!
boooooooyaaaaaa....
with half a face full of scars when i was younger,im now 22,and there all about gone.But him......hes never lived down..he used to piss and #*@! his pants and bed...and is a oldy porn freak.Billingborough,is only a small town...and people lock-up the daughters when hes around.The sick little pervert!
hope some of the things come in useful.GO ahead,destroy someone.It feels insanely good. |
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