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Do you want to kill you yourself? Are you dumb enough to try this? Well, then okay then read on...
Materials:
1. 2 identical bikes with the handle bars that can go crooked and the handle bars must come above the top of the cart
2. a shopping cart
3. a car
4. a flat empty air field or other large flat area
5. rope
what 2 do
1. stand with the front wheel of the bike and twist the handle bars till there parallel to the wheel
2. tie them to the cat so the front wheels are in front of the cart. they should be able to turn without hitting the cart
3. tie a rope between the 2 handle bars that are facing front and the two that are facing back.
get in the cart. pull the rope to the left. the handle bars should turn right. pull the rope right the wheel should turn left.
4. pu#*@! back up to a cars front bumper. start the car and have the driver slowly accelerate. signal to him when you want him to stop so you can get away from the car. while in the cart, pray you dont hit a bump. happy sailing. x(