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How to totally F-up a car with a cigarette lighter!
'Grip the base (1), then press the knob (2). Grab the heater end and release the base. Now, unscrew the knob.'

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Published: Sep 12, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Many cars have burned up in legitimate accidents with faulty cigarette lighters. I’d like to tell you how to induce an "accident" with a modified cigarette lighter. If you already know, or don’t wish to know, how cigarette lighters work, you can skip the next paragraph.

The timing of the lighter comes from a spring, and a bimetal strip. Metal tens to expand when heated, but different metals expand at different rates. 2 metals bonded together make a bimetal strip. You can find bimetal strips in round thermometers and thermostats. When you push the lighter in, the bimetal clip grabs hold of the end of the lighter. It closes the circuit, and the lighter heats. As it heats, the clip loosens its grip on the lighter, until the heat causes the clip to expand so much that the clip releases its grip on the lighter, and the spring pops it out.

Don’t bother modifying the bimetal clip inside the lighter socket. It’s far simpler to modify the lighter and remove the spring. Hold the outer part of the lighter between your first and second finger, and push the knob with your thumb. The heater end of the lighter will stick out. Grab it with your other hand. Now you can unscrew the plastic knob. You will see three tabs holding the rest of the lighter together. Use a screwdriver or something similar to bend them up. Take that plate off, and remove the spring. Put everything else back together, including the knob.

With no spring, the bimetal clip will loosen as the lighter heats, but the lighter will not pop out. Therefore, the lighter will contnue heating until:

1. The battery is completely discharged. This might take weeks.

2. Someone pulls it out, usually when they see smoke.

3. The wiring becomes disconnected, often the result of a fire.

Where is the lighter socket in most cars? On the dashboard, of course. What is the primary material used in the dashboard? Plastic! With a little luck, the melting dashboard will ignite, and spread to the rest of the car.
 

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Blaize

Jan 22, 2005 6:54 pm -
that is fuxking awesome....have you actually done this?


H-Dogg

Jan 22, 2005 8:43 pm -
No, but I’ve seen the results of accidental cagarette lighter fires. The fuse won’t blow, either, since it’s a large fuse and a large wire that goes to the lighter. The plastic handle melts off the lighter, but the element stays in place, heating up the socket, and the dashboard it’s in.


mobsta626

Jan 22, 2005 11:44 pm -
man your a little too old to be here, your eggs are wack and your comments are honestly retarted, please dont comment on my shit again you fuckin nerd, gets yo geeky motherfuckin ass up outa hea.


Yorimasa

Jan 29, 2005 11:43 am -
WOW MOBSTA U AR SO GETO AWSOMX0RZ !!!111!!1 Well, now that I have that outta my system... this is a good egg, nice to see you know your stuff.


H-Dogg

Feb 06, 2005 9:43 pm -
Mobsta, you are tedium made flesh.


redmeat

Mar 09, 2005 2:06 pm -
interesting


x-373

Mar 09, 2005 10:56 pm -
This is undoubtedly one of the best made eggs ive seen in a while. And its nice to see someone here with an IQ above 70


H-Dogg

Mar 11, 2005 11:31 pm -
BTW, leave a window partially open. If the window’s closed, the fire will snuff itself out when the oxygen is depleted, but if the window is open it can grow ever bigger.


Pooter

Apr 03, 2005 7:21 pm -
thats cool. you have a brain


KrazyKrackerKlansman

pr 26, 2005 4:46 pm -
NOICE!!!!!!!! good freakin egg man
if u dont like this egg heres what u can do
F
U o
C f
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doggydogg

Jun 26, 2005 10:16 pm -
nice one H dogg very gangsta 5/5


downtrail

Jul 04, 2005 2:06 am - .............
man your a little too old to be here, your eggs are wack and your comments are honestly retarted, please dont comment on my shit again you fuckin nerd, gets yo geeky motherfuckin ass up outa hea.... i’m with him....get the fuck away from my eggs with ur gay men pics..thats dry as...fuck you..get a hobby u homeless person


downtrail

Jul 04, 2005 2:07 am - .............
man your a little too old to be here, your eggs are wack and your comments are honestly retarted, please dont comment on my shit again you fuckin nerd, gets yo geeky motherfuckin ass up outa hea.... i’m with him....get the fuck away from my eggs with ur gay men pics..thats dry as...fuck you..get a hobby u homeless person


H-Dogg

Jul 04, 2005 7:45 pm -
The gay men were a response to the ghey-o-meter someone else posted. I won’t post them in your comments in the future, but can’t you at least write your own diss comments? Copying another diss is just plain lazy!

Aug 17, 2005 3:34 pm -
Awesome prank, Mr. H.


Fingaz

Oct 22, 2005 7:37 am -
5*s thats funny.


Lars

Mar 12, 2006 6:37 am -
H-dogg... you might want 2 watch your back... noobs lurk in the shadows


Ralizon

Apr 28, 2006 10:04 pm -
Quote:
man your a little too old to be here, your eggs are wack and your comments are honestly retarted, please dont comment on my shit again you fuckin nerd, gets yo geeky motherfuckin ass up outa hea.... i’m with him....get the fuck away from my eggs with ur gay men pics..thats dry as...fuck you..get a hobby u homeless person


I would have to say that it appear h-dogg has a hobby. its cool to see someone on the net who knows what they are talking about. Nice one h-dogg 5*


fattyOD

Sep 03, 2006 3:48 pm - H DOG
Only you can prevent forest fires. And insurance jobs.

I would like to point out that age discrimination is wrong. And older funny people are as qualified to be here as any younger dumbass wannabe gangta.
Real gangtas dont post anything online.
If you use this website real gangstas would think you are a nerd and would
steal your brand new limited edition nikes. boyeee


HeroinBob

Jan 20, 2008 3:24 pm -
all i can say is "wow" 5*

 


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