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(78 votes) Published: Sep 12, 2003 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1947 times
Ive seen this thing at the airport once: Its an automatic assgasket changer. Supposedly, it pulls the toilet seat cover over the seat from a long roll, and shreds the used covers as they come off. This way, everybody gets a fresh toilet seat cover, even though it looks like the gadget is simply rotating the same assgasket around and around the seat.
Now, I cant get to the airport with the new security regulations, but heres an even better bathroom gadget to bollocks up. After the toiilet flushes, this little robot thing comes out of the wall, pushes a brush around on the seat, and goes away. It resembles a little Zamboni ice resurfacer. This would sanitize the seat, and I suppose wipe off jizz after someone jerks off or pisses on it.
I took a big, fat, gassy, juicy, greasy, wretched dump, but on the seat, not in the bowl. I had to wipe several times, then flush. Out came the toilet seat cleaning robot. My turd was in one place, but the robotic brush smeared it around and around the seat in a circle, making the szit mess bigger than I could have made it myself. The robotic toilet seat cleaner was removed soon after.
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