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(35 votes) Published: Jul 07, 2003 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 478 times
This works best when everyone’s inebriated. Wait for your mark to fall asleep. Though it’s not cricial, this works best when someone dozes off in a recliner, or sitting on a barstool, with their drowsy, empty head parked on the bar. Tie the laces on both his shoes together in a common knot.
Now, wake up your mark. Yell "FIRE FIRE!", and have everyone run for the door. He’ll get up safely, but will land headlong on the floor when he tries to start running. Try to arrange for him to fall on and break some article of furniture. And if he’s a hemophiliac, he’ll bleed to death!