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(26 votes) Published: Jul 05, 2003 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 281 times
Ever seen that grease dumpster behind restaurants? Theyre required by law to keep the grease out of the sewer system, because it would clog up the whole frigging sewer, and szitwater would bubble up through the drains into peoples cellars. Imagine what the grease does to your arteries. They arent allowed to put it in the regular trash dumpster because it stinks like hell, and often leaks out of the regular trash dumpster. So they put the grease in a special dumpster, or sometimes a 55 gallon (US) drum.
The grease container is probably next to the regular dumpster. If the grease is in a 55 gallon drum, its easy. A little special grease dumpster is heavier. If its too heavy, get some other punks to help you. You might want to wear latex gloves, and some Vicks under your nostrils because of the stench. Knock that sumbytch over, and run away. They might have to call in a Hazmat team to clean up the mess! And did I mention the horrid stench? The pavement will be very slippery for a while.
In case youre wondering, the grease is periodically sucked out of the dumpster into a tanker truck, and taken to a rendering plant. There, it gets cooked further, and turned into, (drumroll) SOAP! Maybe you dont like to eat at MuckDonalds, but you are probably taking a bath with a Big Mac!
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