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(47 votes) Published: Dec 04, 2003 12:00 a.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 532 times
I once worked with a bloke who lost his eye in a bar brawl gone bad. He was outfitted with a glass eye to fill the otherwise empty place on his face. It looked pretty good. Being a natural clown, he used his glass eye as a prank prop.
Without thinking, someone would ask him to "Keep an eye on the cash register." POP! Hed pluck out the eye, and set it on the register! He did the same thing to a fryer. It would have been really funny if the glass eye rolled in the vat of boiling, artery-clogging grease. Naturally, this grossed out the customers. Little kids would scream. Others would leave immediately.
Though several years have passed, I remember that image like it was yesterday. If I could do it again, Id get him to put the eye in a Crappy Meal bag, a box of Chicken McFickups, or the gumball machine.