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Sleeping army cadet in his cot
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Published: Jul 06, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Im in the army cadets. We do stupid things to each other. Here are some stories:

During summer training we have this thing called a cot parade. In the middle of night, some people wake up, break the end of their cot so a bar comes out. People get the mosquito net, run into other tents, cover someone with the mosquito net, and beat the crap out of them with the bar. Then you run the hell away.

There is some person that goes around to all the showers at Canadian Forces Base Borden, and #*@!s in all the showers and no one knows who it is. We call it the Phantom #*@!ter.

In the army cadets you hum when you piss a strraight steady stream, you know, to show off.

One time at summer training, these guys couldnt sleep. They woke up in the middle of the night, while this guy was sleeping, the picked up his cot and took him all the way out to the parade square (where we do drill). Its a long walk. They left him there on the 50 m by 50 m concrete floor until they felt sorry and carried him all the way back to the tent and he didnt even wake up the whole #*@!ing night.

We were doing role call. Thats when we all stand there and they call out our names and we come to attention and go "SIR!!!" so they know if you’re present or not. It was late at night. I was standing behind this fat ass Cadet Landry. He REALLY had to go to the bathroom. After asking to go #*@! 5 times and not being allowed to, he asked one more time and the sargeant said "NO!". He let a wet one out right in front of me. Everyone arounf him started laughing quietly, i was the only one who saw this, i noticed a little brown stain come out of his shorts. You guesses. He crapped himself. And he wore the same thing the next day. 		 
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Stevil
Jun 17, 2006 11:05 am -
hahaha their good man!! lmfao the last one nearly made me cry!!


IB6UB9
Feb 17, 2007 8:49 pm -
lol..you c i m am an army cdt 2 and i went to camp last year and i know how far the parade square is from the companie lines..and we did that 2 some guy but was only abble to bring it half way to the bubble (canteen)lol cool 5*
 
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