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Published: Jul 12, 2003 12:00 a.m.
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Have you ever had friends that insisted on having sex in the backseat of your car while you drove? Perhaps you would like to teach them a lesson? Here’s what I did:

My ex-gf and her boyfriend were in the back of my car while I was driving and in the front was my date. My ex asked me to pull into a convenience store so she could buy a condom, so I figure what the hell, and pull in. She comes out in a few minutes with her precious condoms and asks if she and her boyfriend can have a quickie in the backseat of my car. At first I thought they were kidding so I say "Sure, why not kids? Have at it." I start driving back to my ex’s house so I can drop her off, and then I start hearing these wet, sucking sounds. Holy $H!T they’re having sex in the backseat of my #*@!kin car! So, my date is freaking out and I am highly embarassed so I decide to put an immediate stop to this. I drive around for about five minutes on some back roads, throw on some music to fit the mood, and let them have some fun.

Begin phase two. I start to drive back toward the city until I see the sign for a Taco Bell. I pull up and order a Chalupa, while the two lovers in the back are oblivious to everything. I pull up to pay for my food and ask the poor girl at the cashier: "Could I have extra sex with that Chalupa, please? And please go light on the cum." Then the girl notices what is going on in the backseat. By now my ex and her bf have caught on and start freaking out. He pulled out of her quicker than the helicopters in Saigon, and the girl in the register starts screaming. I calmly ask her for my Chalupa, pay for it, and drive off.

By now my ex and her date are screaming their asses off at me and absolutely calling me vulgar names that I didn’t even know existed. I tell them no sex in my Ford Tempo unless I can join them. I took everyone home and we have never spoken to one another since. Nobody #*@!s in my car but ME, boys and girls. Nobody but me. 		 
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obbytay
Nov 09, 2005 2:49 am -
thats qite stupid


The_Vandal
Jan 28, 2006 2:12 am -
i like it its a good way 2 get bak at ur ex
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