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(162 votes) Published: Aug 24, 2007 7:11 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 928 times
Ever wonted to make your own Bling that actualy looed good ? and also didnt know what to do with your old burnt out computer? well now you can make some GaNgStA (nerdy) bling!
Fucken original isent it ? thourt so, lets get started.
First Removing the CPU! To do you you will need
* Siccors / screw driver (screw driver preferable)
* an old computer
* some brute force
OK! unscreww the side pannel of the computer that you will remove the CPU from.
im using siccors coz screw driver was in my room (lazy)(any one with a foot fetish, ignor my foot in the pic)
Slide the cover off and you will see a chunk of mettle some were on your motherbord (ushaly on the midddle of the mopther bord) and ushaly covers with a fan.
EATHER remover the mettle crap and fan off cearfully, OR jam the screw driver in it and rip it out (requires brute force)
At the verry bottom of it all you shuld fine your CPU or proccesor, TRY NOT TO DAMAGE IT!!!
and cearfully take it out!
MAKING THE HOLE! Requiers
*siccors/drill/screw driver
OK hold you CPU tuughtly and in the cornder of it drill a little hole, about 5mm wide this is were you will pass the ring thew to hold it to your key chain.
once you have the hole done, pass the ring thew it (the ring is the thing that holds the keys togeathor on the key chain (sorry i dint take a pic of just the ring)
and your DONE!! you have a Gangsta/nerdy keychain, impress the chix with it :P
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Q. There are lots of pointy things on the back (the connections) they are prickly my legs when its in my pockets ...
A HARDEN THE FUCK UP! or just bend them all so they dont get hooked on things, or cut them off.
Q Wouldent it be better if i just sell my old CPU if it still works ?
A Yer... so? my one still worked untill i drilled a hole thew it.
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IGNOR ALL SPELLING ERRORS!!
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Aug 24, 2007 8:06 am - Gave you a 4 because it is not spam. it has pics, not really a chick magnet though, but never been seen before so point for that.
Aug 24, 2007 10:52 am - Hahaa kewl, it looks like some present from a gift shop in a science museum :D 5* for everything you listed
Aug 24, 2007 10:52 am - No girl I know would like to see a computer part.
"ooh, look at his parts!!!"-Girl 1
"you dirty bitch"-Girl 2
"i mean his computer parts!!"-Girl 1
"oh..."-Girl 2
Aug 29, 2007 3:07 am - good idea, i’d use something other than a prickly intel pentium 3 chip though, get the magnets from th CPU and play with them, this is a waste of the thing that runs the whole PC.