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How to make a Lightweight Extendable Baton

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Published: Aug 25, 2007 7:18 a.m.
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This egg will show you how to make one of those stick things that look like a large extendable ariel on a car, but police use them for beating people. Suppose you want to be a cop, or just beat a few minorities, this is the egg for you. If you dont know what in talking about, tommy hatcher uses one against pete at 2:37 in this clip from green street. Best movie ever.
Back to the egg. Its not that complicated. Gather a few materials.

What you need:

steel piping, various thicknesses and lengths
caps for pipes (steel)
strong glue, or even better a welder
lead powder / loads of small fish sinkers

What you do:

For simplicitys sake i made some pictures on paint.
But for complicatedness sake il explain it too. You first have to get your thinnest and shortest pipe, and attach its cap. Now drill a hole in the cap for one of your slightly larger pipes. The hole should be big enough to let the smallest pipe slide through, but not the smallest pipes cap. Thread the larger cap onto the smaller pipe, and fill the small pipe with lead. It should look like this:


Now close the pipe with another cap. Then attach your bigger pipe. It should look like this:



Now continue this sequence with more pipes of increasing diameter. Id make about 3 or 4 sections if i were you, but theres no limit to how long it can be. Just be aware that you need to be able to hold it, so dont use too many. Also, wrap some black tape around the final section for a handle. It also makes it look cool.

To use, simply swing it out and hit. Centrifugal force should keep it extended whilst swinging. And this is probably illegal in some countries. Also, only the top section needs to be filled with lead. Alternatively it can be left empty, but then it would lack the hitting power, as well as be more difficult to keep extended.
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jackdoor

Aug 25, 2007 7:26 am -
y dont u put in pics of 1 that uve made ??? holding vote

Aug 25, 2007 7:31 am -
Its good in theory, but to get a decent length, you would need the biggest pipe to be 1.5", and thats a bit bulky.
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TheAquaduct

Aug 25, 2007 7:32 am -
very good it save me buying one 5*


thegr8est1

Aug 25, 2007 7:40 am -
Quote:
y dont u put in pics of 1 that uve made ??? holding vote

i havent made, i dont want to be a cop or beat minorities.


JoshyPoshy

Aug 25, 2007 2:51 pm -
this isn’t lightweight. have you ever felt steel pipes and fittings?

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DCO

Aug 25, 2007 3:55 pm -
A steel pipe filled with lead is not lightweight.


J-Rock

Aug 25, 2007 6:14 pm -
4* for a good idea, but it’s definitely not lightweight


Thizz-Kidd

Aug 26, 2007 5:41 am -
I stole an ASP police baton from a community support officer, i dont approve of stealing but they get them for free and it was damn funny(and handy). This would just look kinda crap though, if you wanna hit someone with something, a hosepipe full of lead shot works better than any baseball bat or baton. 3*.


fireisyourfriend

Aug 26, 2007 9:08 pm -
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St00pK1d

Aug 27, 2007 9:08 am -
5


bob-6167

Aug 27, 2007 7:58 pm -
2*


Nevaeh90Live

Aug 27, 2007 11:07 pm -
... Why the fuck a baton. Are you trying to fucking dance or something if your need protection that bad get a god damn bat. 2* cause im nice and you tried.


LittleHorn

Sep 06, 2007 8:10 am -
Quote:
i havent made

WTF... u post an egg without trying this shit first???

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