Sims Hot Date: An Experiment in Deviance
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(218 votes) Published: Aug 27, 2007 6:12 a.m. Viewed 1074 times |
Ok, so I was playing Sims Hot Date and I decided I needed a spouse, you know, to do all the cooking and cleaning. So,I create another character and I woo this poor bastard. He moves in (Yeah, Gimp is a woman). Immediately I have him start cooking. We’ll I didn’t realize I had to have him read several cooking books or he would set the kitchen on fire. He also set himself on fire while he was at it. He then runs around screaming or whatever and blocks the phone so I can’t call the fire department. I had to watch him die. All that was left was an urn. Poor Jake.
Then I realize... hey I just got all his money and stuff. So, I decide to do an experiment and become a Sims serial killer. That’s right. I wanted to see if I could make more money killing people than working. I quit my job and starting "wooing" these characters and taking their money. To kill them, I would make a small shed on my property with three walls. I would make them walk in it and I would wall them in so they couldn’t escape. They’d fuss and make a ruckus. Saying they were hungry and needed the bathroom. They’d use the bathroom in there and cry cause they were dirty. Even though they were miserable they kept putting up the "I love you" hearts. I couldn’t stand it. I felt so bad for them. The first few times I had to let them out cause I couldn’t take it.
I finally had to convince myself it was just a stupid game and this was an experiment. I had to scroll my screen so I couldn’t see them freaking out. Anyway, it would take them THREE SIM DAYS to die and that wasn’t fast enough for me so I put a BBQ grill in with them and made sure they couldn’t cook. I grew bored with it after two days (real time) but I made more money as a serial killer than by having a job. |
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 | Aug 27, 2007 6:16 am - nice, you played sims, put this in forums |

 | Aug 27, 2007 6:33 am -
Quote: nice, you played sims, put this in forums
It is in the forums but they wanted to make an egg on it. Il give you 4 becuase it gave me an idea for my sims 2 game. |

 | Aug 27, 2007 7:15 am - It’s a story egg...tards. 5* |

 | Aug 27, 2007 7:15 am - awesome lol 5*
if Gimp wants to put this as an egg then she can |

 | Aug 27, 2007 8:06 am - can u actuallykill them in the regualr sim’s? if so can i get a crack for it.* |

 | Aug 27, 2007 10:45 am - 5* for the gimp!!!
(not the egg) |

 | Aug 27, 2007 12:36 pm - once I get back into the Sims I’ll try, 5* |

 | Aug 27, 2007 12:44 pm - i am going to buy that game tonight, that sounds better than GTA SA |

 | Aug 27, 2007 12:44 pm - 5* btw |

 | Aug 27, 2007 2:17 pm - lol I dont play the sims buut this made me laugh so a 4 for you. |

 | ug 27, 2007 2:55 pm - 5. |

 | Aug 27, 2007 5:36 pm - lol 4* cos its pretty funny, havnt played the sims much but if i do play again, next time ill give that a go |

 | Aug 27, 2007 5:37 pm - N00bs should look at my profile before deciding I don’t understand the rules. This was just an experiment and its over now. |
| Aug 27, 2007 6:00 pm - I played the sims a while ago, and i got tired of the same thing, so i made a new "family". It was a fat bald guy, with 3 kids. I made "jail cells" out of some walls, and i kept the kids in there rooms. Then whenever someone came to visit, i would lure them into a new room, and trap them until they all died. I think i still have that "family" i should go screenshot it real quick. |

 | Aug 27, 2007 8:14 pm - The first few times I had to let them out cause I couldn’t take it.
hahahaha lmao thats not how "the gimp overlord of the universe" is supposed to act.
5* cuz i seriously lol’d and its interesting |

 | Aug 27, 2007 9:26 pm - ZOMG!!egg spotlight plz!! 5*
jk about the spotlight but it was worth reading. |

 | Aug 27, 2007 10:26 pm - Haha nice. The best thing about sims is the way they talk lmao. |

 | Aug 27, 2007 11:44 pm -
Quote: 5* for the gimp!!!
(not the egg)
Shut up you fucking kiss ass retard.
I like you and all gimp, I do, but I personally think this is egg no good. But RottenEggs does have an information database along with the tutorials, 2* |

 | Aug 28, 2007 12:13 am - I remember once doing this after finding my sisters sims game. I would build a wall round them, buy a fireworks thingy and make them set it off. It horrified my little sister. I think theres also a cheat to see them naked. Like move objects or something, and you move the shower while they’re in it. 5*s, made me laugh |

 | Aug 28, 2007 1:16 pm - 5 |

 | Aug 29, 2007 4:36 pm - what the hell this isn’t a good egg at all its just you killing someone in a video game anyone can do that |

 | Aug 29, 2007 6:35 pm - If I killed your rating, would that be innovative enough for you? |

 | Sep 02, 2007 8:03 am - Easier way to do this:
Make a pool in your back yard (or in your house).
Add a ladder into pool. Make sim go in pool.
Once sim is swiming around, go to item edit and deleate the ladder. They will swim till they pass out and drown. |

 | Nov 15, 2007 6:38 pm - I LoL’d... Serial Killer Sims... They should produce that. It’d be epic! :-D |
| Nov 21, 2007 3:33 pm - ^^^I’d buy it! |

 | Dec 08, 2007 3:43 pm - C/P from HERE |

 | Dec 22, 2007 8:27 am - Jordan, you should probably be locked in a "safety bubble" because you are a hazard to yourself. Zero stars for you. And that is a rarity for me. Congrats! :D | |
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