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(126 votes) Published: Aug 28, 2007 10:12 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 1330 times
Substitutes of Zippo Lighters
If you don’t feel like spending a dime to go buy this stuff, or your parents won’t let you. Heres what you can do.
Item 1. Flint
Item 2. The Fuel Holder (Cloth part, not the felt)
Item 3. Wick
Item 4. Fuel
Flint
Find a B.I.C lighter (those disposable ones)
Take the Metal part off.
Then take the wheel off slowly and the brackets holding the wheel off slowly.
Then carefully hold your hand under the lighter when its upside down, and there you have a flint.
The Fuel Holder
Instead of spending not even a dime to get some Official Zippo Rayon Balls,
you can substitute with cotton balls (you can probably find some in your moms room).
Take about 3-4, and stretch them and dry them, than wet and compact them and dry again.
After doing this they will hold fuel much better. If you want the felt cover, buy some
at Micheal’s or something and glue one end to the cotton balls, and with a center
punch push felt around so you have about a 3/16 hole where you screw in the spring for the flint.
Wick
Get a piece of Cotton string (already made or stretch a cotton ball out and twist it so it stays still).
Get a piece of thin wire (the kind at supermarkets for tying veggies) and wrap it around the string
(at least 5 times per inch).
And there you have a Wick that will stay erect.
Fuel
As you probably know, zippo fuel evaporates probably as quick as it is poured into the resevoir.
So you need, Carbeurator Cleaner, Brake cleaner, and some WD-40.
First get one of the caps off the cans, spray about 2 seconds of the brake and carbeurator cleaner in,
then pour it into the zippo resevoir, top it off with some WD-40. Do not overfill.. its highly flammable
as most gases are.
BTW I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING ON THIS STUFF IN THE DIRECTORY SO FCK OFF IF YOU DECIDE TO PMS ON ME !
Q&A(thanks phillydude for idea)
1. What the hell is wick?
Its a little strap-on dick that you buy at walmart that is used for poking newborns.
2. I dont have a zippo, what is this egg for?
Not you obviously, someone with a Zippo.
3. It’s so cheap at walmart, just get it there !?
I know, but some people don’t live near a walmart or smoke shop so i made this for them !
4. I think you are sexy, will you give me your phone number?
NO I AM NOT SLIM OV DERBY !! SO I WILL NOT CYBER DATE UGLY WHITE CHICKS !
5. I think question no. 4 is the bomb! don’t you?
yes i do in fact.
Made with the Notepad on my Windows Vista Computer which kicks ass despite the Vista haters.
i figured since i used 2nd grade vocab and elaborated it didnt need pics.. and plus mem stick full of vacation pictures and i would not want you seeing. hehe they are dirrrtyy
Then take the wheel off slowly and the brackets holding the wheel off slowly.
Then carefully hold your hand under the lighter when its upside down, and there you have a flint.
Ahh, something I’d like to add to this, as I can speak from personal experiance. I did this with my very first zippo, and it fucked up my entire zippo because the flint in BIC lighters is much longer than ordinary zippos, and also slightly bigger, as it got stuck halfway through my zippo, whilst trying to replace the flint.
My suggestion, go on eBay.com(.au) and search up Zippo Flints, and you can buy a Genuine Zippo whole card/zippo dispenser (6 flints), for about $4.00, as that is what I do, and it works out good (50cents postage, so its $4.50 all up, and I’d assume if you bought alot, they’d trim down the price cuz of buying in bulk. And the good thing is every pack of flints you buy, you get a free Genuine zippo Wick. So that works out your wick problem as well.)
Aug 29, 2007 3:29 am - might want to have warned them that the flint in disposable lighters is on a spring and to make sure that you’l be able to find it if it goes flying.
Aug 29, 2007 8:05 am - i live by dirtly little indians that have smoke shops all over... they dont pay taxes so everything is mad cheap... a six pack of flints is like 50 cents...
Aug 29, 2007 12:31 pm - Anyone know the best substitute for zippo fuel? I usually just buy the right stuff, but that no good mother fucking bitch whore at the store won’t sell it to me anymore. "I need to see some ID" FUCK!
Aug 29, 2007 8:41 pm - yeah i made that mistake once by mixing bbq fluid with zippo fluid to try and make it last longer. it fucked it up but it still works if you use zippo fluid. 5*s on the egg