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Published: Aug 28, 2007 10:12 p.m.
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Substitutes of Zippo Lighters

If you don’t feel like spending a dime to go buy this stuff, or your parents won’t let you. Heres what you can do.

Item 1. Flint

Item 2. The Fuel Holder (Cloth part, not the felt)

Item 3. Wick

Item 4. Fuel



Flint

Find a B.I.C lighter (those disposable ones)

Take the Metal part off.

Then take the wheel off slowly and the brackets holding the wheel off slowly.

Then carefully hold your hand under the lighter when its upside down, and there you have a flint.



The Fuel Holder

Instead of spending not even a dime to get some Official Zippo Rayon Balls,
you can substitute with cotton balls (you can probably find some in your moms room).

Take about 3-4, and stretch them and dry them, than wet and compact them and dry again.

After doing this they will hold fuel much better. If you want the felt cover, buy some
at Micheal’s or something and glue one end to the cotton balls, and with a center
punch push felt around so you have about a 3/16 hole where you screw in the spring for the flint.



Wick

Get a piece of Cotton string (already made or stretch a cotton ball out and twist it so it stays still).

Get a piece of thin wire (the kind at supermarkets for tying veggies) and wrap it around the string
(at least 5 times per inch).

And there you have a Wick that will stay erect.


Fuel

As you probably know, zippo fuel evaporates probably as quick as it is poured into the resevoir.

So you need, Carbeurator Cleaner, Brake cleaner, and some WD-40.

First get one of the caps off the cans, spray about 2 seconds of the brake and carbeurator cleaner in,
then pour it into the zippo resevoir, top it off with some WD-40. Do not overfill.. its highly flammable
as most gases are.



BTW I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING ON THIS STUFF IN THE DIRECTORY SO FCK OFF IF YOU DECIDE TO PMS ON ME !


Q&A(thanks phillydude for idea)
1. What the hell is wick?
Its a little strap-on dick that you buy at walmart that is used for poking newborns.
2. I dont have a zippo, what is this egg for?
Not you obviously, someone with a Zippo.
3. It’s so cheap at walmart, just get it there !?
I know, but some people don’t live near a walmart or smoke shop so i made this for them !
4. I think you are sexy, will you give me your phone number?
NO I AM NOT SLIM OV DERBY !! SO I WILL NOT CYBER DATE UGLY WHITE CHICKS !
5. I think question no. 4 is the bomb! don’t you?
yes i do in fact.

Made with the Notepad on my Windows Vista Computer which kicks ass despite the Vista haters.


i figured since i used 2nd grade vocab and elaborated it didnt need pics.. and plus mem stick full of vacation pictures and i would not want you seeing. hehe they are dirrrtyy
 

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Deman

Aug 28, 2007 10:18 pm -
3* Its neat, but it would’ve been much nicer with pictures to acually show whats going on.


venechuk

Aug 28, 2007 10:23 pm -
fuck i new i should have.. any way to delete so i can post it up tomorrow again with pics ?!?!!


venechuk

Aug 28, 2007 10:24 pm -
meh i dont want to delete, ill see how it goes tomorrow if i have time

Aug 28, 2007 10:27 pm -
i understood - 5*


XxXD3M0NIKXxX

Aug 28, 2007 10:28 pm -
thank you 5* and Vista ftw


venechuk

Aug 28, 2007 10:31 pm -
wth, 5*+5*+3*+?* = less than one ?! ... ?


DaDevil

Aug 28, 2007 11:54 pm -
Quote:
Flint

Find a B.I.C lighter (those disposable ones)

Take the Metal part off.

Then take the wheel off slowly and the brackets holding the wheel off slowly.

Then carefully hold your hand under the lighter when its upside down, and there you have a flint.


Ahh, something I’d like to add to this, as I can speak from personal experiance. I did this with my very first zippo, and it fucked up my entire zippo because the flint in BIC lighters is much longer than ordinary zippos, and also slightly bigger, as it got stuck halfway through my zippo, whilst trying to replace the flint.

My suggestion, go on eBay.com(.au) and search up Zippo Flints, and you can buy a Genuine Zippo whole card/zippo dispenser (6 flints), for about $4.00, as that is what I do, and it works out good (50cents postage, so its $4.50 all up, and I’d assume if you bought alot, they’d trim down the price cuz of buying in bulk. And the good thing is every pack of flints you buy, you get a free Genuine zippo Wick. So that works out your wick problem as well.)

Heres a link to what I always buy everytime I need new flints (and have a large collection of wicks as to this, very nice): http://cgi.ebay.com.au/6- ENUINE-FLINTS-1-WICK-FITS- LL-ZIPPO-LIGHTERS_W0QQitem 330157518532QQihZ014QQcate oryZ595QQssPageNameZWDVWQQ dZ1QQcmdZViewItem


And there you have it! 2 problems solved!

But I 5*’d this egg anyway, cuz it’s a good egg for those who EVEN can’t buy the stuff off eBay.


DaDevil

Aug 29, 2007 12:00 am -
Quote:
4. I think you are sexy, will you give me your phone number?
NO I AM NOT SLIM OV DERBY !! SO I WILL NOT CYBER DATE UGLY WHITE CHICKS !


lawlz


baddspella

Aug 29, 2007 12:30 am -
Post the pics in the comments, i give you 4, but if your ganna put pics ill hold my vote untill you do and give you 5


ColonelSanders

Aug 29, 2007 3:17 am -
5* cuz you said erect lawlz


Silverfang

Aug 29, 2007 3:29 am -
might want to have warned them that the flint in disposable lighters is on a spring and to make sure that you’l be able to find it if it goes flying.

ALSO, 5*s


psycho78

Aug 29, 2007 7:41 am -
thanks man my zippo needs a new flint and i never thought of taking one from a BIC... 5*


evol_roach

Aug 29, 2007 8:05 am -
i live by dirtly little indians that have smoke shops all over... they dont pay taxes so everything is mad cheap... a six pack of flints is like 50 cents...


evol_roach

Aug 29, 2007 8:05 am -
btw 5*s


Remoeric

Aug 29, 2007 9:59 am -
pretty sweet, would of been better with pics, but eh 5*


ShadyGrey

Aug 29, 2007 11:22 am -
not bad 5*s


thegreenfern

Aug 29, 2007 8:41 pm -
yeah i made that mistake once by mixing bbq fluid with zippo fluid to try and make it last longer. it fucked it up but it still works if you use zippo fluid. 5*s on the egg


Vendetta6661

Aug 30, 2007 2:15 am -
Quote:
1. What the hell is wick?
Its a little strap-on dick that you buy at walmart that is used for poking newborns.


hahaha
5


fireisyourfrien

Aug 30, 2007 7:19 pm -
i prefer zippos but this is helpful for those who cant get *****


Shave_Americas_Bush- 127

Aug 30, 2007 11:40 pm -
5.... Il rate your profile 5 if you can come up with some way of turning a bic into a zippo style lighter.

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