Pink Eye Prank [BaDD sPeLLA]
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(122 votes) Published: Aug 30, 2007 4:22 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 970 times |
[PLEAS NOTE I AM NOT RESPONSABLE FOR WHAT YOU DO WITH THIS!! THIS IS JUST FOR STUDDY PERPERSES ONLY! ]
Lol have got a friend sleeping over soon ? or Do you live with a flat/room/house mate and
need to get back at them for somethign they did or just wont to see the funniest thing evver ?
then keep reading lol
ok , its kinda simple.
WHAT YOU NEED
-= Acses to your victemsd pillow
-= The balls to do it
Ok lets lets do it
Go over to your mates bed wile
he is not in the room
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP!!!
your MUST pull your pants and underware down and
expose BEAR ass over his pillow and hold it about 20 cm over it, and fart bahahah (i know it might sound
gorss, but note, your ass has never tuched his illow).
Then let him fall asleep on it, try not to laugh
as you see him put his face on it lol
(lol thats a photo of me, lol i took it just befor i wrote this egg lol )
In the morning you should see a bit of redness in
his eyes, this is called pink eye, due to the
feaseys in his eyes thet fell from your ass when
you farted lol.
Note they should get wose and wose thew out the day
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Q & A
Q. I have diariah (the runs) should i still do this?
A. ... probebly not, unless you are COMPLEATLY sore its a fart and its not diaria ganna come out.
Q. Can i just fart in his face wile his asleep?
A. yer i guess, but he’ll prob wake up to fide your but hole over his eyes, and the infection could get prety bad.
Q. Didnt i recently rear about pink eye in the media?
A. yer if you watched knocked up. thats what imspierd me to do this.
Enjoy and ignor all spelling errors
[BaDD sPeLLa] |
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 | Aug 30, 2007 4:44 am - this is really good 5* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 6:08 am - Yeah I saw it in knocked up.Lol 4* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 6:16 am - Haha this isnt too bad, 3* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 6:28 am - 4* sounds hilarious |

 | Aug 30, 2007 6:30 am - 5* love it im gonna do it to a friend lol |

 | Aug 30, 2007 6:53 am - no to bad, but horrible grammar.
4* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 7:00 am - Yeah I saw it in knocked up.Lol 4* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 7:20 am - lol seems prety cruel, unleashing methane gas into someones eye :/ |

 | Aug 30, 2007 7:20 am - btw %** |

 | Aug 30, 2007 8:24 am - Good way to get out of work too. do it to yourself. 4* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 8:24 am - Good way to get out of work too. do it to yourself. 4* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 8:26 am - i like it 4* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 9:56 am - u kno this doesnt really work.. |

 | Aug 30, 2007 12:12 pm - WooHoo baddspella!5***** |

 | Aug 30, 2007 1:32 pm - lmaoo ! this is good 4* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 1:42 pm - Wow, this shit is stupid as fuck. You’re stupid as fuck. Just because you’re name is "BaDD sPeLLA" it doesn’t give you an excuse to not spell check your egg. This is complete bullshit.
You also didn’t even add the part about the person shitting on the pillow. And I’m pretty sure that any normal person would smell the smell of shit and immediatly gtfo.
Learn how to type. Learn what’s egg-worthy. Until then, don’t make anymore fucking eggs. Retard. |

 | Aug 30, 2007 3:31 pm - 4* for the effort. |
| Aug 30, 2007 3:54 pm - 5*
-1, TERRIBLE spelling.
-1, for using "spella" while still being white.
-1, HORRID grammar.
-1, Get a haircut.
-1, One of the most immature "pranks" ive ever heard of.
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 | Aug 30, 2007 5:49 pm -
Quote: yer i guess, but he’ll prob wake up to fide your but hole over his eyes, and the infection could get prety bad.
lol 5* but work on your spelling |

 | Aug 30, 2007 6:27 pm -
Quote: 5*
-1, TERRIBLE spelling.
-1, for using "spella" while still being white.
-1, HORRID grammar.
-1, Get a haircut.
-1, One of the most immature "pranks" ive ever heard of.
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bahah ha 5* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 6:27 pm - thats umm... diffrent. but its creative i guess 4* |

 | Aug 30, 2007 6:28 pm - well i clicked 5 by accident. |

 | Aug 30, 2007 6:58 pm - 5! |

 | Aug 30, 2007 7:23 pm - 3 |

 | Aug 30, 2007 10:50 pm - You gave how it works, and u farted on his pillow, Lolz 5*
(I sell pillows at my job...Hmmm, Idea for an egg maybe!!!xP) |

 | ug 30, 2007 11:26 pm - yo RE_and_ham, this is Rotten eggs.com and is this not a daterbase of PRANKS and PRANKSTERS?!!? TELL me this is not a prank !
same gose to you Alle_mussen_sterbe
this is a prank, on a prankers website, so judge it fraily |

 | Aug 31, 2007 7:58 pm - Ok, yes this is a prank site. However, if you can prove that conjunctivitis is caused by dirty ass, you would probably get a full ride through medical school. |

 | Sep 01, 2007 8:36 am - fours because of the spelling and stuff |

 | Sep 04, 2007 7:43 am - lol not bad 4 |

 | Sep 14, 2007 5:36 pm - how is this deserving of anything more than a 0? why can’t you spell??? press the button on microsoft word that says ABC. all you have to do is click the button under your pointer finger when you have the mouse over it. its really not hard. even if this was spelled with some decency, it would still be worth no more than a 0. its not funny. why would you do that? are you still in 3rd grade? just stop. and why pink braces? thats...well...gay. please leave the internet forever. btw, 0. |

 | Sep 27, 2007 3:46 am - purpple fuck tart |

 | Sep 28, 2007 5:16 am - 5 Stars because the Q&A was hilarious! |

 | Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm - for all u weirdos, u can do this on ur own pillow and then skip school :D | |
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