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(102 votes) Published: Aug 17, 2003 12:00 a.m. Viewed 1449 times
Ive noticed many many weird ass loserz are on this site.... anubis.anyways im gonna show you guys the ropes to bein cool. so here are 5 easy steps to cooldom.
1. Always pick your nose in class, its cool to be a rebel.
2. Tell the class you still have to wear diapers at night and have a fabulous four inch, being truthful means your a good freind, so obviously your cool if you have lots of freinds.
3. Find one of those #*@!y chicks thats hot as hell and tell her shes a dirty slut, all the little nerds uhh i mean big cool guys will lift you up on their shoulders and throw you into a dumpster oopsie i meant the cool chair....
4. Always let out your stank ass smells when your around girl, they think its oh so sexy to be "natural".
5. Dont be afriad to bring your mom to school and hang out with her allll day, and dont forget to place your hand on her hoo hoos everyoene in awhile, its cool to keep it in the family...
Oct 03, 2006 9:00 am - I dont think that any of that will work, how about this
1.don’t pick your nose in class
2.don’t tell anyone that you wear dipers, (i hope you still don’t)
3.Never tell a hot chick that that she is a slut. That is the worst thing you could ever do.
4. never let yourself smell bad around chicks.
5. and never bring your mom to school man.
Oct 27, 2006 11:29 pm - Doesn’t matter if you bring your mom to school, its just an easy way to do somethin funny, unless you bring her to class... Maybe to help at your school, but dont bring her to your class, tell the ugly sluts that they are ugly, make fun of posers, and dont be scared to let your self out, if you dont want your homework, yell out "fuck you (teachers name), I aint doin this shit"..... but dont do it trying to be cool, just let it out ;)
Aug 21, 2007 12:07 am - Awsome egg I show respect by giving you 5 stars this obviosly will work and I live in asia so every one picks ther noises any way yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!
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