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Published: Feb 18, 2004 12:00 a.m.
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I AM HOME! That’s right, I have finally made it to California. Specifically, somewhere in Marin County. No longer do I have to deal with all those ignorant southerners. God, it was so awful there. I challenge anyone living in the South to do the same. If you are reading this and don’t quite grasp just how bad it is there you might want to read a few of the other eggs that I have written. Seriously, Georgia sucks! And the reason why is that the people there just don’t get it. They treat anyone who is an outsider completly differently. These sick, disgusting little freaks treated me worse than the sewage dumped into the Chattahoochee. Yep, that’s right, Atlantans dump raw sewage into the river that they use for drinking water. But now I am finally home and I just wanted to share that information with you all, especially those of you living around the Bay Area. So if you see me driving around, which you probably won’t due to these godawful gas prices, please know that I am one of you. I was born in California and lived here for seven years and damnit I’m going to stay here this time around because I’d rather die at the hands of Osama Bin Laden than go back to Georgia and completely submit to the southern way of life, which I never did. Pictures and more exploration of some really cool places coming very soon.
 

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