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Are you tired of not getting any pussy? Are you tired of jacking off alone to pr0n of 8 yr olds you gathered off limewire? Well I have some great news for you!
GIRLS ARE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT.
If you pretend to be interested in what they’re saying for at least 5 seconds they WILL FUCK YOU.
Get your head out of your ass, log out of WoW for a sec, and go outside to a bar or something. Find the saddest most depressed looking chick in the bar (she doesn’t have to be the ugliest) and make a show of striking up a conversation with her under the pretense that you care. Whatever she says, roll with it, no matter how stupid. Just listen and make knowing nods and brief consolatory comments. She will be jawing about some stupid shit...but have strength.
If alcohol is involved you should be able to fuck her tonight. Just persist. Remember, no matter how hard you pester her, if she says "yes" it’s not rape.
This works in almost any situation, not just the bar one given above. You can fuck literally any girl because they are all dumb as bricks. Just remember to only pretend to care about them. If you actually care about them you’ll seem too obsessive and they’ll smell that and this will never work.
By the way, you are a complete and fucking stereotyping asshole. YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT and you are as dumb as bricks. 0 on everything that you have, fucktard.
Sep 25, 2007 1:38 pm - I have respect for women, theyre not dumb as shit. Maybe the ones you associate your self with are, but the girls i know arent. Hell, every girl i know is a fucking honor roll student. Think thats easy?
Everything you think you know about women, is wrong. Talking to them right isnt what does it. The girl either likes you, or she doesnt. If you lie, eventually she will find out.
Women do like to talk about them selfs, but they also like for you to say stuff too, usually interesting and funny, but not sexual humor. If you do that, most likely they will be disgusted. Try stupid funny.
Sep 25, 2007 2:14 pm - Are you talking about picking up blow-up dolls? Cause that’s the only chick this will work on.
Next time you think women are stupid, let me give you some math to do. Then lets see how smart you feel. :D 1* thanks for the interest!
Sep 25, 2007 2:25 pm - ^^^
Owned my teh gimpster.
No, girls are not stupid. No, they will not have sex with you if you trick them. I find it very funny when guys go on RE and post an egg on how to get girls. I bet you 100% of the time, they’ve never been in a relationship, otherwise they would know, that if you treat a girl like shit, you wont have a relationship.
Try respecting women...or are you too big of a "man" for that.
Quit trying to stroke your E-cock by coming off as some "player" over the net.
ep 25, 2007 4:02 pm - Here’s a novel idea...why not actually make a relationship with a girl. Fucking nerds, get off the computer and get a life. Do you see how I have been a member for a long time (Since March 2006), thats because I have better things to do than to be on a website, trying to be an arrogant little prick who thinks he’s some sort of stud. (Just so everyone knows, I’m not really directing those of you who have lives and actually good eggs.)
Sep 25, 2007 4:04 pm - I forgot to say that I agree with "phillydude."
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I have respect for women, theyre not dumb as shit. Maybe the ones you associate your self with are, but the girls i know arent. Hell, every girl i know is a fucking honor roll student. Think thats easy?
Everything you think you know about women, is wrong. Talking to them right isnt what does it. The girl either likes you, or she doesnt. If you lie, eventually she will find out.
Women do like to talk about them selfs, but they also like for you to say stuff too, usually interesting and funny, but not sexual humor. If you do that, most likely they will be disgusted. Try stupid funny.
Sep 25, 2007 5:08 pm - I’m getting my boyfriend to knock the shit out of you, because your a dumbass. Why can’t you get a girl like everyone else on this site by spiking their drink? You jackass.
Sep 25, 2007 5:21 pm - Shorty: I’m on T.V. Oh shit, first "Cops" now this. I’m gonna be a star, son.
Gail Hailstorm: So how close were you to the victim?
Shorty: Oh real close. Right ’til the roofies wore and she woke up. Then she was all talkin’ ’bout pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue outta her ass and left.
Gail Hailstorm: If you could have spoken to her before she died what would your last words to her have been?
Shorty: Run bitch, run!
Gotta love shorty! He has the answer! Use roofies! They’re all good... Till they wear off..
Btw, 0* you fag. Wtf are you.. 12? Fucking hell...
Sep 25, 2007 5:48 pm - You’re a fuckin virgin dude, and don’t try and tell me otherwise.
There’s no way in hell any chick with the slightest amount of self respect would fuck your ugly ass, drunk or not. If you ever tried picking me up in a bar acting like that, I’d rip your fucking nuts off. If I could find them.
You’re an embarrassment to your family. Kill yourself. NOW. Bring your poor parents some kind of dignity.
S p 25, 2007 7:23 pm - You sir, are a fucking moron. You’re also an immature, sexist prick.
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Are you tired of not getting any pussy? Are you tired of jacking off alone to pr0n of 8 yr olds you gathered off limewire?
It’s obvious that YOU are tired of not getting any pussy. It’s obvious that YOU are tired of jerking off to child pornography.
You’re most likely not going to have a girlfriend for the next 5-10 years. Don’t even try to say you have one, because we all know you don’t. If by some miracle you do get a girlfriend, you’ll realize that females are people, just like you.
Sep 25, 2007 8:31 pm - This guide really works if you can get the girl alone outside . All you need is a baseball bat and a car to bring the body with you. (works much faster then spiking the drink)
S p 29, 2007 10:05 pm - wow you sexist piece of shit you need to go jump off a cliff and die, and how pathetic do you have to be to post something like this on rotteneggs
I have respect for women, theyre not dumb as shit. Maybe the ones you associate your self with are, but the girls i know arent. Hell, every girl i know is a fucking honor roll student. Think thats easy?
Everything you think you know about women, is wrong. Talking to them right isnt what does it. The girl either likes you, or she doesnt. If you lie, eventually she will find out.
Women do like to talk about them selfs, but they also like for you to say stuff too, usually interesting and funny, but not sexual humor. If you do that, most likely they will be disgusted. Try stupid funny
thankyou. i am a girl and WE ARE NOT FUCKING STUPID AS BRICKS.
you have no idea how much you’ve pissed me off in one egg. you are getting a ZERO on everything you have for everyday i log into RE.
FUCK. YOU. YOU. FUCKING. ASSHOLE.
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