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Club-O-Rella.
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(56 votes)
Published: Sep 25, 2007 4:07 p.m.
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By now your probably already wondering what this mystical device is...

Well it quite possibly is the simplest most brilliant invention known to man.


It redifnes the Umbrella.


This, is the How to: Club-O-Rella.
_________________________________________________________________

First off, what is this creation?
Well, here is a picture.



I imagine your thinking, an Umbrella? What good is an Umbrella?

Well .... This is no ordinary Umbrella.

It has many uses, such as

    ~*Breaking Windows*~
    ~*Knocking Peeps*~
    ~*Getting small children out of the way*~
    ~*Scaring Asians*~
    ~*Making Old Yeller stop yelling at 2am*~



How is this capable ?

With two items,

***Umbrella
***Rock






Essentially all you do is take your rock, and Gently place it inside the Umbrella.





Once this is completed, close your Umbrella up, and your a-ready for some wackin.







How to use?


Just switch it to the "extended" position like in the picture, swing and ta-da!

**Warning: While in the extended position breaking is a danger**










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Amazing Benefits!!!


Many Umbrellas are equiped with a handy strap.

This is good for two things.


1. Helping keep your grip while wackin...






2.Hanging up once done!!!



It’s also very concealed for those cops.
And if it starts raining, thats ok !!

Just disassemble and open up!

_______________________________________________________________



Questions an Answers.



Q: Thats amazing, how did you come up with this?
A: Well, I was walking behind some slow person...wanted them to move, I was holding an Umbrella and wanted to club them. Hense, the Club-O-Rella.

Q:Thats Genious!
A:I know.

Q:Are there any dangers?
A:It Might break, and hurt you or friends.

Q:Thank-you for making this egg.
A:Your Welcome.


__________________________________________________________________


If you have any questions or concerns, please comment or message me.


Thanks,
This has been another egg by..

-Orangejuice- 		 
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Sep 25, 2007 4:13 pm -
Meh, common-sensish. 3*


myincrediblycreativenam
Sep 25, 2007 4:14 pm -
Haha, it made me laugh. Nice 5*


OrangeJuiceC1
Sep 25, 2007 4:21 pm - .
Hey hey...if your going right 0*
like most n00bs do, atleast say why.

and don’t give some reason like...

"It’s gay"

or something like that...


_b_
Sep 25, 2007 4:26 pm -
it’s gay
and/or something like that



























5* nonetheless


Snow
Sep 25, 2007 4:37 pm -
Quote orangejuice:
"It&# 8217;s gay"

or something like that...


Phil
Sep 25, 2007 4:44 pm -
i can tell you put alot of effort in this 5*


OrangeJuiceC1
Sep 25, 2007 4:47 pm - .
It’s funny cause I did ...


thaJUGGANAUT
Sep 25, 2007 4:55 pm -
are you gay?


thaJUGGANAUT
Sep 25, 2007 4:56 pm -
2

Sep 25, 2007 5:15 pm -
I HAD to give you 5’s

It was about the funniest thing in EggLand in a while!!


BabyJesus666
Sep 25, 2007 5:17 pm -
That’s GRANDDD!
Five stars.
Lawlz0rz.


paintball h
Sep 25, 2007 5:20 pm -
5* all the man

thats hilarious!

best egg in a loooooooooong tiiiiime

hands down


back_hand
Sep 25, 2007 6:31 pm -
lulz this is great !!!11 5*


Reeno
Sep 25, 2007 6:38 pm -
Made me laugh. 5*


jam-8065
Sep 25, 2007 6:42 pm -
4*s


LikaLottaPush
Sep 25, 2007 7:56 pm -
HAHA this is the funniest egg I’ve EVER seen. I just started cracking up at the first pic of the rock in the umbrella.


OrangeJuiceC1
Sep 25, 2007 10:19 pm - .
Pssh, lots of people said 5*

and it has less then 1... ouch.


Negro0nFire
Sep 25, 2007 10:25 pm -
I un-raped your rating. =D


johnman
Sep 26, 2007 1:15 am -
heh what a good egg. made me laugh. 5*

Sep 26, 2007 2:35 am -
5*


FireFanatic
Sep 26, 2007 8:59 am - Fantastic Egg!
Great egg! I doubt I’m ever going to use a "Club-O-Rella" though! 5*’s. More or less, i enjoyed reading this egg. It wasn’t too long, so i got threw it rather quick. It had an excellent format that made reading it more enjoyable.

Oh, and I’m going to have to give a special mention to this

Quote:
~*Scaring Asians*~

I lol’d.

I’m going to have to give a dishonourable mention to the Q & A though..

Quote:
Q:Thats Genious!
A:I know.


AND

Quote:
Q:Thank-you for making this egg.
A:Your Welcome.


Those two aren’t even questions!

Overal, good egg, nice layout, has pictures and it’s defiently original! Oh, and not to mention you chose a Egg Directory! It’s such a shame when great eggs don’t make it into the Egg Directory because the member forgot to add one.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.


IceCreamNazi
Sep 26, 2007 3:58 pm -
"Can also be used as a substitute for Rophynol." Nice I pissed my pans I laughed so hard oh 5’s btw
reason:
simple.
easy.
fu ny.
nice layout.


IceCreamNazi
Sep 26, 2007 3:59 pm -
"Can also be used as a substitute for Rophynol." Nice I pissed my pans I laughed so hard oh 5’s btw
reason:
simple.
easy.
fu ny.
nice layout.


masterochicken
Sep 26, 2007 6:03 pm -
tasty 5*


RaZoR123-9068
Sep 29, 2007 7:53 pm -
5*....concealing! haha


DrVanilla
Sep 30, 2007 7:26 pm -
great job 5*’s
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