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No one had this posted so I decided that you all needed this info.
Materials:
Cereal (your choice)
Bowl
Spoon
Milk
First choose your cereal I chose captain crunch as you can see.
Then grab a bowl from wherever you keep them. Then proceed to pour your cereal into the bowl.
Now after you’ve gotten your milk pour it to not to fast or you will spill some.
Now grab your spoon and set it into the cereal and go to wherever you go to eat at. To eat it use the spoon to lift the cereal to your mouth.
Once it is in your mouth begin to chew until you feel that it is safe to swallow without choking. Then swallow. Repeat this until cereal is gone then if you must you will then slurp the leftover milk very loudly into your mouth.
Sep 29, 2007 4:40 am - wow you are an ass arnt you. 0* i dont care if you took pictures or not.
Sep 29, 2007 6:07 am - Well, as far as Eggs go, it’s probably a 3’s.
But because you seem to have a sense of humor I rated it a
5’s and also because Cap’n Crunch ROCKS!!
Man. I haven’t had that shit in YEARS!!
Sep 29, 2007 5:30 pm - Humm humm, that really made me laugh. Bu this is not an egg, so 0* on this one. But, I’ll give ya 5* on your profile for making me laugh like hell.
Sep 30, 2007 6:06 pm - Im not sure if this is his original egg. I think its C/Ped. Ive heard that it actually works but i havent tried it. Does it matter which hand i use to hold the spoon? Can i masturbate while i eat cereal?