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(86 votes) Published: Oct 04, 2007 7:34 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 673 times
I know theres lots of eggs that have plenty of holoween pranks in them but I think you will like my version
1 sick of those stuped kids jumping in youre leaf piles put big rocks in them so they will bust there asses on em
2 make drop pits in youre yard. a drop pit is when you cover up a hole with sticks and leafs and people will fall in them
3 string fishing line accross the sidewalk so people get caught in it no hooks
4 if you notice little kids sneaking arround youre house thinking of doing something yell POLICE freeze !!! and chase after them they will shit there pants running
5 glue quarters to the sidewalk and watch people try to grab it also try it at school
6 give the kids bottle rockets or firecrackers
7 spray pam non stick spray on the sidewalk crule but funny
8 chace little kids with rc cars
9 if you are in a big croude take a lingter and spray hairspray into it and get a big fireball
10 shoot passing people with airsoft guns
11 take trashbags of leafs up into a tree and dump it all the leafs on people when they walk by
12 make fart noises
13 toilet paper random people
14 put dog shit on the sidewalk
15 make a scarecrow and dress him up as youre brother in a mask and take him to houses with you and have the people give him candy then pick him up and run away
hope you liked my egg feel free to comment and post any more ideas
Oct 04, 2007 8:09 pm - I Guess I’ll be the first to say it?
All this shit has been around for ages
you’ve got poor spelling
you have a frog-turtle as your default picture.
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Oct 04, 2007 8:22 pm - make fart noises?! are you serious?
Oct 04, 2007 9:21 pm - Lets do a bit of "By the numbers".
0-The amount of punctuation marks in this "egg"
14-The amount of spelling/grammatical errors I caught through skimming.
0-The amount of stars I will reward you.
Oct 06, 2007 4:27 am - waisting bottle rockets ? hhhmmm i dont like that .
and puting dog turd on your sidewalk (foot path) is stupic, unles your doing it to some one els sidewalk (foot path)
Oct 06, 2007 7:06 am - you dont put it on youre sidewalk thats retarded you put it on someone elses and its funny beacuse people wear costumes that have parts that drag on the ground like capes and stuff light that
Oct 19, 2007 10:15 pm - Why care how this kid spells? This isn’t Brittanica.com, it’s RE, for Christ’s sake! (I like the ’police, freeze!’ idea, haha) 5*