Update of a classic street weapon
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(101 votes)
Published: Oct 05, 2007 1:59 p.m.
Viewed 482 times |
Not been on here for fucking ages.... But here goes.
Not sure if this applies to y’all in the U.S of A, but in the UK you get a free newspaper or 4. On the way home from a bit of a fight, I was thinking how I could have got a few more hits in, got a few less hits myself, or any weapon I could have had.
So I came back on here looking for some, and to be honest, I don’t have many lumps of uranium or tanks of petrol laying about so I decided to use the newspaper I mentioned earlier....
For this fairly lethal weapon you’re gonna need:
Newspaper
4x AA batteries (May be foreign to the American crowd, but you can easily use about 40 of your smallest American coins superglued into a 10-coin tube shape)
Take the newspaper, and when you’ve finished reading through it, draw a Hitler moustache on everyone’s faces, then open it up halfway through, to the middle page.
Once you’ve achieved this almighty task *Hopefully your irony detector didn’t just blow up there...* get your AA batteries out of their cardboard tomb, and place them in the centre of the newspaper at the top, length-wise, in a row, in the same polarity they would be in say.... a maglite, like.... +-!+-, where ! is the fold in the newspaper is.
Now wrap the newspaper around the batteries as tightly as possible.
Now fold along the centre fold, so you have a small but fucking painful club that can easily break windows/skulls/hymens.
Have fun and don’t get caught, and if you do, don’t blame me, I told you not to use it as a weapon.
(And as a final statement..... if you’re rating low, at least give me a 2 point boost just because I didn’t give you some shitty sob story) |
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 | Oct 05, 2007 2:19 pm -
Finally, who was it..... |
 | Oct 05, 2007 2:37 pm -
5 |
| Oct 05, 2007 2:37 pm -
Thanks a lot for voting high... But come on.... Tell me who you are. |
| O t 05, 2007 2:46 pm -
Thanks for voting Valo, shall try to check your shit out if I get time tomorow. |
| Oct 05, 2007 3:52 pm -
slim make an egg that’s better or shut the fuck up you twat. |
 | Oct 05, 2007 4:36 pm -
5! |
 | Oct 05, 2007 4:46 pm -
5!
Just picking up a stick might be easyer |
 | Oct 05, 2007 5:10 pm -
5*s |
 | Oct 05, 2007 5:28 pm -
Quote: Not sure if this applies to y’all in the U.S of A,
burn in hell |
| Oct 05, 2007 5:29 pm -
Quote: I don’t have many lumps of uranium or tanks of petrol laying about
is this another crack at america? |
| Oct 05, 2007 5:31 pm -
Quote: can easily break windows/skulls/hymens.
another? |
| Oct 05, 2007 5:31 pm -
oh and in America this is called a "stick" you can break one off a "tree" |
 | Oct 05, 2007 5:38 pm -
Quote: 4x AA batteries (May be foreign to the American crowd,
I don’t think batteries are foreign anywhere. But i still give you a 4 |
| Oct 05, 2007 6:35 pm -
Noice. 4*. |
 | Oc 05, 2007 7:32 pm -
5 5 5 5 5 |
 | Oct 06, 2007 1:50 am -
Quote:
WeaponOfMassDebati n
Oct 05, 2007 3:52 pm -
slim make an egg that’s better or shut the fuck up you twat.
That made me lol. Slim has made MANY awesome as fuck eggs.
He PWN’S you with a passion.
0*’s just for saying that to slim lol. |
 | Oct 06, 2007 10:21 am -
4*’s cuz its in tents |
 | Oct 06, 2007 10:53 am -
5* mainly because of the Mexicans comments...i loled there... |
 | Oct 06, 2007 12:56 pm -
http://en.wikipedia.org/w ki/Millwall_brick its called the millwall brick so u jus reworded and added weights (batteries) |
 | Oc 06, 2007 2:05 pm -
the classic weapon you are referring to is a stick.
Quote: oh and in America this is called a "stick" you can break one off a "tree"
LMFAO.
e do not get free newspapers.
and, batteries are foreign? asshole. our technology is more advanced then your UK tech. |
 | Oct 06, 2007 10:51 pm -
Not bad, 5* |
 | Oct 06, 2007 11:43 pm - lol
Made me laff 5* |
 | Oct 07, 2007 9:18 am -
Quote: LMFAO.
e do not get free newspapers.
and, batteries are foreign? asshole. our technology is more advanced then your UK tech.
*sigh* you cant take "sticks" into footy games... and he meant the battery categories... like we have AAs AAAs 9Vs etc... didnt know if they were called the same thing over there... also, how is this a stick?! its newspapers and batteries!!! dick lol
this is also cool, someone told me the other weak about a chelsea brick... lyk what teawhy said. the weights thing is a cool idea too :P
4* |
 | Oct 07, 2007 6:52 pm -
ehh..I have no stong opinion one way or another 3* |
| Oct 08, 2007 5:37 am -
Yeah, as Jimmeh said...
We call them AA batteries, but you could call them Type 3 or something....
I just thought the Americans would rather have the comment there so they wouldn’t have to google what the fuck an AA battery is...
You have different shoe sizes and clothes sizes, so why would batteries be different?
Any way, thanks for voting everyone. |
 | O t 08, 2007 3:15 pm -
you know what song i really dont like--- You-re Beautiful, by James Blunt. I mean, that song suckssss |
 | Jan 30, 2008 7:04 pm -
do you make a habit of breaking hymens? |
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