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FREE PHONE SERVICE FOR LIFE!!!

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(116 votes)
Published: Oct 06, 2007 2:13 p.m.
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Kay, well, today I will teach you how to get free phone service for life, call your friends, family, anybody you want. FOR FREE!

You don’t need a phone, or electricity.

Best part is?
YOU DON’T EVEN NEED A HELICOPTER!!!

Ain’t that wonderful??

















Supplies Needed:

One Can



Two Can, I mean toucan


I’m sure we’ve all heard of the old can and string technique, here’s a new one.

Get some rope, string, or twine:



Now, poke a hole in the bottom of can one with an ice pick, tie a knot inside the can, and draw it tightly.

NEXT,

Place the other end of the string (heavily knotted so it’s tight) into the can two (toucan)’s ass.

When you talk into can one, can two twocan will hear it say what you said.

TWO WAY PHONE SERVICE:

Duct tape the whole ’affair’ (old way of using that word) backwards to the original ’affair’.

Now you have FREE PHONE SERVICE FOR LIFE!!!
 

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kzaaaa

Oct 06, 2007 2:26 pm -
go shit in a hole.


Toasty

Oct 06, 2007 2:34 pm -
^Tell your mom I said hi.


DeamonKiD

Oct 06, 2007 2:55 pm -
0* but that was some funny shit right there :D


ShadyGrey

Oct 06, 2007 3:23 pm -
Quote:
two can toucan

lmfao
3 for effort


XxXD3M0NIKXxX

Oct 06, 2007 4:50 pm -
lol wut? 3* Because you made me laugh.


DaddySpook

Oct 06, 2007 4:58 pm -
0*you know why


Kastang

Oct 06, 2007 5:22 pm -
5* because i always laeve reasons why i give the stars i give and if i gave you a 0 i’d probably get rated 0 on everything i’ve ever done and it would all go down because your so great and im not

Oct 06, 2007 6:35 pm -
made me laugh 4*


A-flag

Oct 06, 2007 8:24 pm -
where the fuck am i gonna get a tuocan from


The_Gimp

Oct 06, 2007 9:28 pm -
Combine this with a carrier pigeon system and you have both local and long distance service.


RaZoR123-9068

Oct 06, 2007 10:43 pm -
0*...just because you WASTED LIFE just writing this shit...


TehGranNanny

Oct 06, 2007 11:09 pm -
5*, made me lulz


Toasty

Oct 07, 2007 5:24 am -
Quote:
0*...just because you WASTED LIFE just writing this shit...

And you did all of what by responding?

Quote:
where the fuck am i gonna get a tuocan from

I found mine in a dumpster.

Quote:
0*you know why

I don’t actually, did your kid come out the wrong hole or something?

Quote:
Combine this with a carrier pigeon system and you have both local and long distance service.

VERY true, and VERY free!


MeTaLFrEaK

Oct 07, 2007 6:08 am -
5* simply amazing i would of never thought of that lmao


The_Gimp

Oct 07, 2007 6:59 am -
oh, 5*’s by the way. Ingenious!


Valo

Oct 07, 2007 7:55 am -
5 all the way


Valo

Oct 07, 2007 7:56 am -
I use a negro runner with a message written in the back of his head for long distance though


CDizz

Oct 07, 2007 9:20 am -
Teh Lulz
Teh fiverz


myincrediblycreativ name

Oct 07, 2007 9:52 am -
Quote:
I use a negro runner with a message written in the back of his head for long distance though

HAHAHA, nice. Anyways, 5* Of course cause it made me laugh

Oct 07, 2007 10:36 am -
RER is the only person I would 5 for writing something like this. Somewhat of a double standard, but blow me.

5.


Jackyl

Oct 07, 2007 6:45 pm -
I love how this is a shit egg but everyone rates 5* because RER is internet popular.


WeaponOfMassDebat on

Oct 08, 2007 6:23 am -
5* because Toucans pwn all other birds with a beak shaped like a penis.

0* because it makes as much sense as using coffee as an explosive

69* Cause I feel some major w00tage off this thing when I call my friend.


Anyone know how to dial and withhold your caller ID with this thing?


masterochicken

Oct 08, 2007 12:10 pm -
that was hilarious






0*


jam-8065

Oct 08, 2007 6:01 pm -
2*s

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