Jan 14, 2008 8:28 pm - adderall so i had some adderall left over from finals so i gave him 2 pills last weekend to watch him get high n he fukn lost his mind. he wrote trip 1.txt on my computer. i know its long, but you should read it, its helarious. if your just gonna read some of it, read the first few chapters and last few chapters.
tom and ben
observances of the world as we know it
CHAPTER 1 -- LOVE
Womens views of Men are fucked up. Speaking of Fuck, its the most deep and passionate way a man knows how to express his love to a woman.
CHapter 2 -- DRUSG
aka. drugs. drugs are the catalysts to emotional understanding. THey open doors previously locked in or faces. One of my favorite drugs is Aderol (sp?). ITHere are two d’s. Two ds in adderal. Attenion Deficit Children don’t fucking seserve it. Why the fuck do they get this shit for free. It makes you feel so good, so in love.( see chapter 1). Unfortuanately, this love c annot be epressed in a mans was because our dick is limp. as a biscut. Hence the term, Limp Bizcut.
Chapter 3 - Guitar Hero.
Is fucking amazing. the true nobility lies not in defeating one and other, but improving on ones self. Competition is evil... It is an extension of inner conflict, and unnecesary. The teamwork found in co-op is the key to happiness, along with ad)(d)erol. Refer to Chapter If you put an extra e in refer, you get reefer. Jesu fucking christ i feel amazing.
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Dear Diary. NExt weekend ben and i are going to blaze it up with marihuuuuuana mixed with aderderol. The "weed makes you feel good, and the aderal makes you feel god about yourself, soyou feel good and feel good." (benjamin Steeele) In other words, im going to feel like a fucking emprorer of the entire fucking world. THe Effects of adderol alone are making me feel so in love, so perfect, and so in balance with the world. My problems are gone, and conflict is nonexistent. Teachers are trying to help, but in all the wrong was. If only they could properyl show to us that doing well, andm aking youserself feel like this, was the effects of succeeding in school, Whcih adderol would greatly help, they would be unstoppable. My hair is exploding.
Chapter 4 - -Stress
THe most fcking downer in the world, right? it makes you feel like shit, like there (opposite ofadderol), is wieghts sitting right on your fucking chest. and balls. my balls are gone at the moment So is my dick.
A subnote - Aka cahper - Brian Wave Generatorz.
They mechanics of this machine is fucking beautiful. If i was born listening to this pleasant humming, chirping, and shooshing, asopposed to the bullshit bhetoven, i feel like my life would already stat out ahead. if you just sit, and listen, and relax, its almost like your on adderal. whih is simply fucking amazing. i will revise this at a later time and psot a link to which the progrim can be newfoundedland/ The end
Cahpter 6 -- War
Is useless. if only we could make the peace needed by means of non-violent ways, it would be so much better. The fuckers deserve to die, but if we need to keep it peaceful as i suggest, then we would assasinate their communist fucking leaders by slipping them Over Dossageing amounts of adderol. They would be happy, so happy... the I am confused. My entire thought train is recorded on this staiton of humanity, and himan achievement. Whci h brings me to my next point
Chapter 7 -- The good of humans
It cannot be denied that humans are by far the most intellignent of all creature, knwown to man. whcih is comewhat conceded. but as i saw in a telephone commercial once, Another definition of conceded is honest. uamsn hve furthered huamnity? that is the only way i could put it, because they couldnt further... apeanity. Thats ridiculous. So , why i wrote this chapter, is because the sheer astonishment of the complex workings of what we have created, such as this la[top pc. It allwos the freed mind to record the memoirs
MIte from the Ben -- you must treat your guitar well if our going to be a rocker. Dually noted.
Chapter 8 -- Religion
In my pinion, Im not trying to ofoend anyone, ut the possibleyityof an all-knowing, superior being is so... bizarre. I believe in miracle, but evolution and science make so much more sense. I suppoe one argument is that god created it that way, tp evolve to how we are here to today, but that contradicts the bBible, which is he authority of the christian regions.Adam and eve Must have been stoned.
Chapter 9 -- SOcks
THeyare keeping my feet warm, which are attached to my quivering legs. Just the thought of it makies them sahke, becase of the wonderful feeling caused by adderlol. I feel tired, but so commited to the opinions hat i feel must be expressed in this free state of mind. I almost fear the effects are leaving me, which draws my findings and writings found here to anend. hoepfully , i can commene to wite more, with the inception of more door-opeing subsatances llater. If i do, they will be found on this computer. Ben is Falling alseep. THe poor sol did not Inest Adderol. If he would have, ike any sane man, he would be co-commereating with me. INstead
New chapter
Instad, i am sitting on the side of his bed, making revalations and trying to settle the sate of my mind. All ina ll, THe end.
Jan 14, 2008 9:11 pm - hmmmm my dad is the president of human resources for the company that owns the company that makes adderall and ....it fuckks UPP
J n 15, 2008 12:11 am - if you think that shits good you should try @ddernothing
Jan 15, 2008 6:00 pm - ^Ha.
Dec 24, 2007 8:40 pm - questionable im questionable for internet access tomorrow so i would like to wish every 1 on RE an early merry paid federal holiday and all a good night.
ne way one condom aks the bartender,"u got the shit?"
Oct 19, 2007 9:21 pm - ???? reciept fraud i was readin about the trick where u buy something then take it home, then go back to the store, get another and return that. first, do u only get caught on camera if you have done it to many times and become suspect... and do they have serial checks on small electronics like power inverters, cuz i need one!
Oct 19, 2007 9:37 pm - dood if... u dont have an answer to my question then mind ur own business... and i have a very good job... im just cheap.
Oct 19, 2007 9:44 pm - You get put on record for doing it. They need proof of identification. I had to return some broken product once and I had to show my license.
O t 21, 2007 10:06 am - There are a few asshole moves customers can make:
--Purchasing an item, opening the package, and returning it. It goes on the discounted shelf. Same customer repurchases same item at discounted price.
--Returning clothes that have been worn.
--Purchasing item on sale, and returning at full price.
At one time, you could buy a receipt printer and make your own phony receipts. That’s why most stores use special thermal paper, with their logo on the back. To get around that, you have to steal rolls of receipt paper from the same store. That’s why they put bar codes on the receipts now.
Now, technology exists to track the cronic asshole returning customers, and tell them to fuck off.
