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(65 votes) Published: Oct 16, 2007 5:23 a.m. Viewed 327 times
Ok lets just say you had an argument with your mate about what ever or he/she shaved your eye brows while you slept. How do you get them back Hand in warm water while they sleep, push them down the stairs, Put laxitives in their drink, well its none of the above. what you do is get a can of deoderent, lighter gas, tin of beens. just about any thing that has an airtight seal on it and put it in the microwave for 30 mins then get the f**k out of there. the content of the tin You put in the microwave will become under immense pressure and then eventually KA F***ING BOOM The microwave will be ripped apart due to the compressed gas expanding expanentialy (very fast). this works best with lighter gas.
Oct 16, 2007 5:51 am - Theres a difference between, "get back at someone" and, "kill them when they see what asshat is messing around in their kitchen"
Oct 16, 2007 3:44 pm - This kids, is an example of a person that ate too many paintchips when a child!
"LOLOLOLOLOL LOLOL, my m8 drenk all mi juice! FKR! I gonna’ exploded him!"
Seriously, this kid must be flippin’ retarded. Why not just toss a KKK uniform on him and drop him off in the middle of a black neighborhood.
C’mon how stupid can you be? This could kill someone for fucks sake.
Oct 16, 2007 4:53 pm - Another Great One! Here’s another good one.
You need: Gasoline and a Lighter.
Pour the gasoline on all floors of their house. Light the gasoline on the first floor. Walk outside and watch the flames grow high, laughing maniacally.
Oct 16, 2007 5:02 pm - DUUUHHH!! LOOK AT ME!!! I know how to make things go boom in the microwave oven and now imma kill my friend who shaved my eyebrows......