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(115 votes) Published: Oct 16, 2007 3:03 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 739 times
Okay i have done the best prank call EVER and i just wanted to tell you what i did and how you can do it
i was listening to the Douglas county Georgia police scanner while surfing the web when i heard a suspected something call to a house which im not going to say the address, and they said the mans name over the air. So i decided to be a good Samaritan and fuck with the guy mabey get a cop or two punched. so i looked his phone number up on yellopages.com and called his house
this is how the conversation went. im not going to say his name but lets call him Earl.
Eearl-Hello?
Me-Hello Earl i have something i need to tell you!
Earl- who is this?
Me-Earl what i am about to tell you may scare you!
Early-who is this? (confused)
Me-Earl i am you from the future!
Earl-yea right what ever
Me-Earl this is not a joke what i am about to tell you may change the coarse of history but i will have to risk it
Earl-ok bullshit who the fuck is this
Me-Earl you must listen in a few minutes the police will show up at your door and you must do everything in your power to not be arrested!
Earl-yea what ever fag
*ding dong*
Earl-oh shit its the cops! oh shit oh shit
Me- i told you i wasn’t lying. no do what i said dammit
Earl-ok
Me-stay on the line set down the phone and open the door
Earl-ok
Me- and Earl
Earl-yes
Me-never ever tell anyone about this call
Earl-ok i understand
*opens door*
then i hear the cops talking to him and he sounds agitated then something happened and all the sudden its THUD, stop resisting! THUD! FUCK YOU PIGGY ILL KILL YOU DICK KNOTS!!
at this point i hung up and laughed till i almost died and heard on the scanner that he had been arrested!
Oct 16, 2007 5:40 pm - when i first read this
i thought this was cruel to "earl"
then i was like "oh yeah, he’s a fucking criminal"
good idea
5 on this and your profile
good work and good effort
Oct 16, 2007 6:55 pm - haha then their going to trace your call and be like hey piggy, i’ll fuck you over like in the song "I hope yopu die" by the bloodhound gang, listen to it and your get what i mean. i hope they trace your phone and i hope you get arrested cause your eggs arn’t that cool
Oct 16, 2007 7:07 pm - and i hope you die choking on a dick....my eggs arent that cool well i never said they were but a fucking graphing calculator prank what are you a math major virgin?
Oct 16, 2007 9:19 pm - Lol, the police were at my old neighbors house last year so i threw my dogs leg of lamb into the back of his truck...the result was myself laughing and the cop’s searching his house all night(They did rip down some walls though, but that just makes it funnier:)
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monkey says 5 stars. and i like random pics