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(58 votes) Published: Oct 16, 2007 5:47 p.m. Viewed 231 times
This is my egg about Alle Mussen Sterbens Lifetime, please read the WHOLE thing! enjoy
Here is Alle, in his mothers Stomache j0st before she shitted it out.
Awww, here is Alle just 1 month old.
When Alle, was 7 years old, his mother finnally screwed enough men to save up for som glasses. Thereafter, he joined the Chess Club. He was so excited that he made the team, he went home and made an egg. Unfort00n8ly he stayed in front of his Pokemon themed screen for several years, and gott fat, and developped fr33ky worts. While he was making an egg, a horny man stopped by, he was into weird kinky toothbrush sex, and therefor his mother, had to use his toothbrush.Now poor alle has no tooth brush
Alle is now finished The Colle of B D A ( Brain Damaged Academy) He Graduated with a GPA of I.R. St0ped.. he also lost his virginity the day he graduated. rumors say Dick Cheney is the lucky man.
Alle, now graduated, know knows how to rob vending machines, by a top secret method, he has learned off of rotteneggs, Alias RE. But in the proccess of removing his arms, trying to steal a 1.00$ coca cola, he realized he would never make another egg again, nor would he ever wank it again to uglypeople.com
RIP ALLE MUSSEN: He just couldnt live with this sorta life, no Rotten eggs, or uglypeople wanking. He tried commiting suicide.
Alle did not succeed,( God damnit!)
but now. he sits in a wheel chair and thinks he’s pregnant.
Bad spelling is honored to BaddSpella, and to piss Alle Mussen Sterben off
[XXXimg]http://i20.tinypic.com/14kkx1e.jpg[/img]
MINUS ThE XXX
thats the wheelchair-pregnant link. (just post it on it you hate him!)
Oct 16, 2007 5:51 pm - it wasnt really funny....and alle isnt a dick compared to some other members on this sight so stfu boi quit bitchin cuz he 0* one of your eggs
Oct 16, 2007 5:56 pm - from my experiences with Alle he is pretty cool, i don’t know why people are making such a big deal about him. BTW your egg is quite shitty 2*
Oct 16, 2007 5:56 pm - Your such a fag just break all your sexual tension with alle and ask him to a movie. Im sure he’ll go on a pity date with you...
:D
Really though just get over it, so he hurt your feelings on the internet, poor baby.
Oct 16, 2007 5:58 pm -
Need one? Thought as much.
I think they just love me sooooo much, they feel the need to express their love, and dedicate eggs to me. I belive thats two members that have some form of my name in theirs.
Oct 16, 2007 6:10 pm - Seriously, what the fuck? All he does is criticize you and encourage proper grammar and spelling. Sure his methods are unorthodox, but you shouldn’t hate him. Later on you’ll realize how much of an impact he had on you. The only time that Alle is really an asshole is in the case of baddspella.
Oct 17, 2007 12:02 am - Quote: "you guys are soo cool. will you please blow each other and cum all over yourselves?"
No straight man could ever say that:FAG!
2 Stars because the beginning was funny. The end was teh suxxor, ScheiBkopf!
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