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(122 votes) Published: Oct 23, 2007 6:01 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 538 times
Ok guys today I will show you how to make it look like you ran out of ink so that you can get an extended due date from your teacher for a project or anything similar. Also the paragraph I will be using as an example in not mine(its wikipedias) so I take no credit for it.
Ok so to do this you will need
-Any typing program (ie.WordPerfect)
-An image editing program (ie. Paint)
-A printer
So all of you should have these things. For example I will pretend I have a essay due on the next day on disc brakes. Ok so you just need to type out maybe 1/4 of the assignment that way you don’t have to do to much work but still be able to get an extension.
So I will have my partially done essay in Word.
So now we copy the text in word and paste it into paint and it should fit the screen perfectly for when you want to print it. To make sure look at the print preview to make sure it will look fine if printed.
Now add 1 white line per line from this point on.
Ok so now its starting to look like your running out of ink so now on every other line we will add 1 more line and keep piling them like so.
Ok so now we will take the smallest eraser bit and as a layout for future attempts we will radomly swipe it through these areas.
You can change were you apply the eraser but I find my layout looks quite authentic. So it should look something like this now.
So just screw around untill you think it looks really well done.
Ok so now you can print it out, take it to your teacher and show her it and say “My printer ran out of ink but we are getting some more ink tonight so I will have it for tomorrow”. Now you can always change the time that you say you will get ink so you have more time. Also I am sure people will say ’just do the project 0*’, but if you forgot or straight up didn’t want to do it this is very helpful. Enjoy.
Oct 23, 2007 6:06 pm - 0* in the time you figure all this out and make it look "authntic" you could have just done the project and all my teachers tell us if you can’t print it send it to your email and print it at school so this has no importance to me.
Oct 23, 2007 6:09 pm - ok look douchebag this is for people who can use it . your supposed to rate eggs on quality not whether you can used it so suck it bitch
Oct 23, 2007 7:28 pm - i was gunna rate low cuz i had no idea what anyone would use this for. good thing i read the last part. 5* im gunna use this shit
Oct 23, 2007 8:14 pm - Yea, my school is all technological, so you can just send it to your school account and print it there, and some teachers just have you email it to them in the first place. But, 5* non-the-less, its still a very good idea
Oct 25, 2007 12:46 pm - look dipshit your egg is completely different then mine so go suck a cock you asshole. many people don’t even have photoshop so In my opinion this is a better egg so please tell me how I copied your egg once youve wiped the semon off your face.
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