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(96 votes) Published: Oct 28, 2007 3:07 p.m. Viewed 295 times
A guide to grammar
This guide is just for those people writing eggs, and I probably have made these mistakes hundreds of times.
ill give badspella a break on these too, it’s not his fault.
1. a lot not alot
Despite what you might think alot is two words! fascinating.
here’s what i’ve been seeing a lot of
ex:
Quote:
pourz alot of KN03 nd shugar down the tube and esplode the world
2. SPELL CHECK
Its not that difficult, if your going to put the time into make an egg, use spell check, do your egg in Microsoft word or a similar program, If you don’t have one of them, firefox has a spellchecker built in, its not that difficult.
3. Paragraph structure!!!
-always start your paragraph with an indent, do that by pressing tab.
I find it really hard to read people who write one continuous line, if your not going to use paragraphs at least skip lines and put it in an orderly fashion.
ex:
Quote:
I found these really funny jokes off of a website and id like to share them in an egg even though half of you have already heard them. how many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? depends how hard you throw them. what’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take mybootsoff to jump on a trampline. what’s the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich, I don’t rape a sandwich beforeieat it
see I just find that too difficult to read. if I were to put those terrible terrible jokes in not really a paragraph, but even just space them out it would be better.
Ex:
Quote:
I found these jokes that I found were funny , I thought I would share them with you.
1. How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
- Depends how hard you throw them!
2. What’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
- I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline
3. What’s the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
- I don’t rape a sandwich before I eat it.
That’s all i can think of right now, Thanks for reading.
Oct 28, 2007 4:56 pm - 4* I’ll give you a four because it’s common sense aside from alot and a lot but still a nice reminder of the importance of grammar in an egg.
see I just find that too difficult to read. if I were to put those terrible terrible jokes in not really a paragraph, but even just space them out it would be better.
You see, see must be with a capital S.
Oct 29, 2007 5:49 pm - Where the fuck is baddspella?
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