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(103 votes) Published: Oct 28, 2007 5:49 p.m. Viewed 691 times
This guide is for all the people who get caught by their parents because they don’t know how not to
1.Make sure you have a lot of pockets on your clothing :D
2.After you smoke use some spray deodorant (eg.axe)
3.When done use some visine to remove those bloodshot eyes
4.Bring some food with you stay out for a little bit have some fun and let your clothes air out
5.When you get home don’t act all silent and stuff unless you already do
6.put the "stuff" in your sock and put the lighter and pipe where ever
8.Right when you get home don’t rade the fridge wait maby an hour.
7.Go into your room and kick it :D
*Note: I did not reference any thing to drugs just the title*
*If you get fucked up with some friends make sure they don’t be assholes and act all like "ZOMG I CAN FLY or some shit cause there being stupid*
Oct 28, 2007 6:06 pm - This is for ppl who do it you dumb ass...
Oct 28, 2007 6:14 pm -
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*Note: I did not reference any thing to drugs just the title*
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How not to get caught by parents when stoned
ORLY?
What is the importance of the "clothes with lots of pockets"?
Drug egg, 0*.
Oct 28, 2007 6:14 pm - Also, learn how to spell the word "Demon".
Oct 28, 2007 6:20 pm - This tool sent me a PM saying how stupid I am, "deamon" is supposed to be spellt wrong. He is such a nub, he doesn’t accept PMs from non-approved friends. So I’ll just post my rebuttal here.
Why would you intentionally make yourself look like an iliterate douche?
Oct 28, 2007 6:27 pm - alle u ass I sent you a pm cuz I didn’t want to fucking chat in the comments on this egg and I don’t accept non firends pm cuz I havent bothered to change the dam ass setting on my profile!!!!!
Oct 28, 2007 6:32 pm - alle u ass I sent you a pm cuz I didn’t want to fucking chat in the comments on this egg and I don’t accept non firends pm cuz I havent bothered to change the dam ass setting on my profile!!!!!
do I give a shit... no!
Oct 28, 2007 6:39 pm - I 0*ed it because of the fact that it is a drug egg, not your lack of knowledge of the English language.
Oct 28, 2007 7:56 pm - lolol someone already took the "i cannt spel" plea...you can’t use that one... but yeah i know exactly where you’re coming from...I used to get caught smoking every once in a while... so 1*
Oct 29, 2007 5:20 pm - i always look blown, i’m always eating, and my eyes are always red, it’s kind of a blessing. But tips for you guys out there. Look for an eyedrop, Rohto V. You can get them at like walgreens or other pharmacies...BEST EYEDROPS EVER...5* on the egg btw
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