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(121 votes) Published: Nov 04, 2007 1:50 a.m. Viewed 654 times
First off, I apologize; my digital camera broke, so i have drawn simple, but easy to understand diagrams instead.
Second, I believe you are never too "mature" to laugh at a good immature prank.
Now that I have said that lets get started...
1) Go to a fast food restaurant, (I did this at Carls JR.) make sure they have salt shakers (packets work but they require opening a alot) and napkin dispensers that look like this:
2)If possible take the salt shaker and attempt to crack or widen the holes to make the salt pour out faster (if you cant dont worry, it just takes longer)
3) Fold down the front tab of the napkin down and pour the salt between the front and back parts of the napkin (the salt will rest mostly on top still in sight)
4)Push the back part of the napkin backwards into the dispenser allowing the salt to fall down, safely out of sight.
5)Tuck the front part of the napkin back into the dispenser so it looks normal
6)Do not move, but instead slightly tilt the dispenser so the napkin faces where the next person would be when they sit down.
Now if your feeling lucky (or its busy) sit back and wait for some one to sit there, if your the not so lucky type like me (or the place is empty) do several other napkin dispensers. Now when the person pulls out a napkin they will get salt flung onto them and their food (for some reason people always decide to pull a napkin excessively hard, which makes this all the much more funny)
Have fun.
P.S. I have better eggs to post as soon as I get a camera (and test a few rumors)
Nov 04, 2007 2:43 am - I gave it a 5ive.
Nice idea, might have to try it.
lol..
*pours salt into napkin dispenser*
Waitress: Hellow sir, management sent me to ask what you were doing.
Me:*explains egg*
Waitress: umm, sir i’m going to have to ask you to stop that
Me: uhh, i’m going to rape you in the ass
(remember, this waitress is fucking hoooottt)
*has anal sex with said waitress*
*watches as some fool rips a napkin out of the dispenser, at high speed*
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