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Jul 22, 2008 1:00 am - ha. (getting serviced by michael jackson)
http://www.yo tube.com/watch?v=1zx2o9C12 o

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J2theN

Jul 22, 2008 8:12 pm - I can beat that!
this one is hilarious! Richard simmons heh heh


http://www.youtube. om/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k


J2theN

Jul 22, 2008 8:15 pm - I can beat that!
this one is hilarious! Richard simmons heh heh

Jul 16, 2008 4:23 am - What’s my bestest picture?
Complete this survey, win a FREE* 5!









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Tantrum

Jul 16, 2008 9:37 am -
Teh Grindhouse one :D


Tantrum

Jul 16, 2008 9:41 am -
Wait no, the Pixar bouncy one :D


CDizz

Jul 16, 2008 1:44 pm -
I choose the one with the stuff. Yeah, that one.


Pinto-922

Jul 16, 2008 2:18 pm -
The I RON Y one


D0minater

Jul 16, 2008 7:36 pm -
The one you have on now.


myincrediblycreativenam

Jul 17, 2008 12:10 am -
The Limewire/Pirate One


m0rtified_p3nguin

Ju 17, 2008 6:45 pm -
ah that’s tough you got some good ones.
the sploodge one makes me lol everytime though so i will say that one.
and i’m glad i did this cause I found a new movie to add to me ’To See’ list (the queen of the desert one)


Dodge

Jul 17, 2008 9:07 pm -
I like the Pixar one...

Your current one... That was used by... Who used to use that one? I thought it was Redzion, but no... someone else...


Kuso

Jul 18, 2008 5:05 am -
5’ed everyone. Dodge, redzion’s is similar, but not the same. http://image.rotteneggs.c m/r3/cache_images/15/15761 .jpg


Dodge

Jul 18, 2008 7:09 am -
Yeah, I can’t remember who it was...
But they haven’t been on in ages, so the avatar was fair game (New unspoken rule).


timmydogman

J l 18, 2008 2:22 pm -
The one that you have now, 5 pleaze.


Coolestshoes

Jul 20, 2008 7:10 pm -
I’d like a five now please

Jul 11, 2008 1:55 am - Hancock...
Is a total asshole.

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duct_tap

Jul 11, 2008 4:01 am -
AMOEBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAaaaa


Dodge

Jul 11, 2008 6:56 am -
LoL.... ’Hancock’ comes up as ’Han#*@!’ on the home page...


myincrediblycreative ame

Jul 11, 2008 11:54 am -
"I smell the alcohol on your breath!"

"That cause I been drinkin’ bitch!"


Kuso

Jul 11, 2008 4:59 pm -
"you kick that bully so hard in his peewee that all he can use it for is a dust flap for his ass hole. you hear me?"

Jul 03, 2008 6:03 pm - I MISSED IT!


So close...

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E-zizzle

Jul 03, 2008 6:18 pm -
lol you were very close. btw im right behind you in most consecutive days


commandprompt

Jul 11, 2008 12:40 pm -
I only has 132 hours =(

Jul 01, 2008 6:46 am - My top ten reasons why GTA IV sucks.
(but it’s still an ok game)

10. Multiplayer doesn’t work
Multiplayer can easily be one of the best parts of a game. It’s too bad I can’t play for more than 2 minutes without getting disconnected.

9. The radio is lousy
I usually love the radio in GTA. It’s always funny on the call in stations, and there was always a station that I loved. I’m just not attached to it in GTA IV.

8. The controls are clunky
Rockstar really should have kept the layout the same as in previous games. The layout change worked with the vehicles, but you don’t assign two important functions to one button. I’m looking at you, Jump/Vault.

7. I don’t like Nico
In San Andreas, I became very attached to Carl Johnson and his life. In GTA IV, Nico is pretty much exactly who he was imagined to be, it just didn’t work. He’s an ugly, slightly chubby Russian illegal immigrant with a shoddy accent. In fact, I don’t like most of the characters. Take for example his cousin, Roman. He’s always calling me asking me if I want to go get some chicks at the titty bar. Nice. Which brings us onto the next point...

6. The cell phone
The cell phone was a nice idea. And that’s where it’s good features end. I shouldn’t have to memorise a whole cell phone number just for one cheat. And taking out the phone is a hassle too. Not to mention the screen glare of the phone when you are in a sunny area. In theory it makes the game more realistic, but not everything in real life is joyful. I don’t want to have to find a bridge every time I want to call one of my contacts to go bowling...

5. Calling your contacts to go bowling
Socialising sucks. Well, in GTA IV that is. Every time I finish a mission, there’s always someone feeling lonely for me to pick up and take out for a date. It’s boring.

4. Censorship
Earlier on I was saying about how cousin Roman is always calling to go out to a titty bar. That would be nice, if I could actually see what was going on. There’s always some shit in front of the camera. The same goes for the hookers. I didn’t buy GTA IV to stare at a number plate while listening to some cheap whore moaning. Admit it. It’s one of the things that makes GTA awesome.

3. Camera filters
GOD DAMN ROCKSTAR. YOUR GAME LOOKS SO FREAKING AWESOME WHEN IT’S BLURRY. Well that’s what you expected us to say. I’ll agree that some of the filters look good, i.e. the dazzling blue light in the sky, but was the blur on everything that’s more than three metres in front of me necessary? Also it looks like someone spilt a cup of coffee on the game.

2. Missing features
You gave them to us in previous games. Why take them out if they were so much fun? Here’s a list for you:
*Aeroplanes - Don’t give us that bullshit about the map not being big enough. It’s huge.
*Parachutes - They were so much fun.
*Swimming underwater - More to explore, gave some missions more depth.
*Jetpacks and other sick vehicles - They’re all so boring in GTA IV.
*Less blatantly obvious rip offs/easter eggs - I loved the San Andreas billboard reading "A taste of come" after you crashed through it. GTA IV just takes itself too seriously. LOOSEN UP! WE NEED SOME FUN! Which brings us onto my top reason...

1. The missions are shit and don’t get you anywhere
Ok, there were enough boring missions in San Andreas. But I survived because there were some awesome missions like the one where you have to steal the jetpack. That was so good! The best mission I have done so far in GTA IV was where I got to shoot a bunch of people. EVERY OTHER FUCKING MISSION WAS EITHER AN ESCORT, DRIVING REDICULOUS DISTANCES OR SOME OTHER BORING BULLSHIT. If your game was short with good bits in it (though I am yet to find any), LEAVE IT SHORT. For fucks sake.
The second point of the No. 1 reason is that nothing gets you up in the world in GTA IV. I felt a sense of achievement at the end of GTA San Andreas. I had my own jet, I had my own private airfield in the desert, I owned a multi-million dollar jetpack that I stole from the government, I owned half of a huge casino hotel in Las Venturas, I had (I think) 6 girlfriends, I was the manager of successful rapper Mad Dogg who had his own recording studio and record company, I owned a mansion and about 20 nice homes around the map, powerful contacts everywhere, ET FUCKING CETERA. What do I have in GTA IV so far? An ok apartment and a small, dodgy taxi company. A FUCKING TAXI COMPANY. Oh and everyone seems to hate me. Real smooth Rockstar. You claim that over 1,000 people worked on GTA IV and over 4 years were spent on it. Well you know what they say, too many chefs make a bad egg, or something.


Am I a good writer, RE?

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Dodge

Jul 01, 2008 6:55 am -
I has a bellybutton. :-D


Dodge

Jul 01, 2008 6:58 am -
LoL, Sorry ’bout that.
GTA has been getting too much publicity. If it was in the background of the gaming community, it’d be better. They’d do the risky things more.

And in a way, it’s like Windows. They try to make it better, but trip over their past successes.


CDizz

Jul 01, 2008 10:11 am -
Shiznit that was well layed out. As much as I agree with you on every point, I still want to sex the game.

Oh and
Quote:
I shouldn’t have to memorise a whole cell phone number just for one cheat.

It saves in your phone after you enter it the first time. Just scroll down to Cheats after you’ve entered it and it’s in there.


Atl oker

Jul 01, 2008 12:08 pm -
5*s

You also forgot to mention that you have to play online for the multiplayer unlike in San Andreas. I’m glad I didn’t buy it.


jackdoor

Jul 01, 2008 12:35 pm -
I liked your layout but I love the game and disagree on most points, the other day I was at a friends and we played san andreas then I realised how much better GTA IV really is.


myincrediblycreativename

Jul 01, 2008 1:33 pm -
I’m with you on pretty much every point.


E-z zzle

Jul 01, 2008 2:33 pm -
I like gta iv its not as good as i expected but its still fun


Kuso

Jul 01, 2008 7:42 pm -
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I liked your layout but I love the game and disagree on most points, the other day I was at a friends and we played san andreas then I realised how much better GTA IV really is.


Ok, I’ll say this now. I have San Andreas on PC, and GTA IV on PS3. That probably makes a difference. Also, San Andreas isn’t great without playing it for a while, but then you learn to love it. I just feel no love for GTA IV.


-Blackhawk-

Jul 01, 2008 9:40 pm -
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Am I a good writer, RE?

You’re a damned good writer.

I agree with just about all of that, though I’m going to have to say that I still love GTA IV. I must say that I do miss playing San Andreas though.

Also, the multi-player works just fine for me. You should probably check your connection on that one..


Kuso

Jul 01, 2008 9:49 pm -
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You should probably check your connection on that one..


My connection IS crap, but TF2 and CoD4 both work fine on multiplayer which to me says that the GTA IV connection is sub-standard.


mutton-chop

Jul 06, 2008 3:15 am -
yeah youre good, and you must be fuckin pissed to type all that because i wouldnt have did that.


rainingblood

Jul 07, 2008 6:52 pm -
that has put me off buying it, i think ill play san andreas over again!

Jun 23, 2008 12:03 am - The best page in the universe - UPDATED!!!
Go Maddox. He updated it 23 days ago.

http://www.thebestp geintheuniverse.net/c.cgi? =puns

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siner

Jun 23, 2008 6:57 pm - I didnt like it much.
I dont like it much. He makes fun of dave matthews.


CDizz

Jun 23, 2008 7:30 pm -
Why the HELL do you always have a subject for every comment you leave???


mutton-chop

Jun 23, 2008 8:30 pm -
bullshit, that site is fuckin sweet.


Atl oker

Jun 24, 2008 11:11 am -
Maddox is a jackass.


Kanye

Jun 24, 2008 2:54 pm -
Yeah wtf is wrong with that guy. Needs to lay off dave matthews nuts.


Bier_ist_fur_Manner

Jun 27, 2008 11:30 am -
I laughed....

Jun 19, 2008 11:25 pm - Mid year holidays
three weeks of holidays :D.

On a side note, would anyone care to explain to me the schooling system in America? I mean as in what all the sophomore and freshmen and senior and junior stuff means.

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CaptainF ounder

Jun 19, 2008 11:59 pm -
Freshman is the first year of high school, sophomore is the second year, junior is the third year, and senior is the fourth year.


Kanye

Jun 20, 2008 12:18 am -
three weeks? thats it. I’ve been off for three weeks already and I feel like its just begun.


run ing_with_scissors

Jun 20, 2008 11:58 pm -
Yay me too. Where in AUS you from?

Public or private school?

Also, whoever was yabbering on about how its been 3 weeks already, Australians get a 9 week holiday over Christmas.


Kanye

Jun 21, 2008 12:23 am -
Wow I never knew that, but it seems like it would be better to have a longer summer vacation.


Kuso

Jun 21, 2008 7:28 am -
we DO have a 9 week summer holiday. Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere, and we have christmas in summer and that’s when our holiday is.

RWS, I go to a private school. All the state schools (in Victoria at least) have another week.


running_with_scissors

Jun 22, 2008 1:21 am -
Same for QLD, that’s why I asked.

Yay for private!

Jun 15, 2008 3:11 pm - Best Movie Of 2007 RIGHT HERE
Planet Terror.

Watch it FOO’!

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CDizz

Jun 15, 2008 6:05 pm -
I’m afraid I am not familiar with Planet Terror.


Garlock

Jun 15, 2008 6:27 pm -
Well watch it FOO’!


E-zizz e

Jun 16, 2008 5:52 am -
good movie


Tantrum

Jun 18, 2008 6:49 pm -
Ya it was much better than Death Proof

Robert Rodriguez is God :D

Jun 12, 2008 7:59 pm - Freedom of speech. Spread the word.
http://drawmohamed.c m/index.html

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Mr_pyros id

Jun 13, 2008 8:34 pm -
0* on youre profile for declaring a fake tit blog


Dodge

Jun 14, 2008 9:49 am -
5* on youre profile for declaring a fake tit blog


-Blackhawk-

Jun 14, 2008 12:02 pm -
No vote on your profile for declaring a fake tit blog.


Kuso

Jun 15, 2008 4:54 am -
1. 0* doesn’t work

2. I didn’t declare whether the tits were human or not, or shaved or not

3. Planet Terror (Grindhouse) is a cool movie

Jun 12, 2008 5:58 pm - CLICK HERE FOR TITS!

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