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(131 votes) Published: Nov 04, 2007 1:57 p.m. Viewed 532 times
This is great for when it starts to get cold and all the flies freeze and die off, and it’ll scare the hell out of just about anyone.
If you see a motionless but intact fly on your windowsil around the beginning of winter (or maybe even mid winter, depending on your local climate), chances are it froze to death (but don’t tell that to your audience). If you pick up the frozen fly gently, and just hold it in your palm reciting "satanic" jiberish, it will warm up and start flipping out, flying in circles and such until it freezes again and drops to the floor (pretend you made it do that too). This doesn’t harm the fly because it doesn’t actually come back to life and die again, just when it thaws out, it’s brain sends random chaotic messages to the rest of it’s body, sort of like salting a dead fish. Don’t do this if the fly is wet or icy, because it won’t be able to fly around.
Nov 04, 2007 2:31 pm - This has been made a million times, also the version of putting a fly in your freezer and attaching a little wire on it so its your pet fly slave.
Nov 04, 2007 3:38 pm - I didn’t realise this was such common knowledge (I even searched it on the egg directory, wich came up with nothing).
Oh well, first egg so far sucked, thanks for your feedback.
Also, I’m not gay you homophobic bastard, and even if I was gay, you’re rating my egg and not my sexual orientation.
Nov 04, 2007 3:50 pm - lol i didnt know flies freezed and could still be alive. i use to freez bugs with a little bottle of butain, and they frozed and died :/
well looking forward to dooing this but im ganna wear gloves, that fly gould have been sitting in dog shit or in a dead bird’s brain for all i know .
Do you know what your avatar is... look at the name on it, Andy Warhol, that artist is one sick perverted GAY not strait dude... He made movies of naked DUDES dancing around in circles, and a movie about a DUDE that was sucking a banana.
Nov 04, 2007 6:17 pm - Actually, I’m pretty sure he was bi, and also, that still doesn’t make me gay, and also, why is being gay sick and perverted?
And also, what does that have to do with resurrecting flies?
Actually, I’m pretty sure he was bi, and also, that still doesn’t make me gay
i didnt say you are gay but i think Andy Warhol is just gay
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and also, why is being gay sick and perverted?
I also didn’t say being gay is sick and perverted i say’d his art is sick and perverted.
If you ask me this question I’m 100% shure you haven’t seen much art of Andy Warhole, and don’t try to say his art isn’t gay i went to his museum 5 day’s ago for school.
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And also, what does that have to do with resurrecting flies?
Nothing but i’m just making the connection of what Duderdas say’d
Nov 06, 2007 7:45 pm - Granted, Escher WOULD kick Warhol’s ass in an artistic cage match, I think we just have different ideas about what makes a commendable piece of art the way it is.
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