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How to Jump from a building into a dumpster

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Published: Nov 04, 2007 5:27 p.m.
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First of all never attempt this unless you have to.

1.you will have a natural tendency to jump away from the building DO NOT you will miss your target.

2.Tuck your head an bring your legs around do 3/4 of a somersault or a three quarter revolution. This will allow a proper landing MAKE SURE your back is facing the ground.

3. Aim for the center where the debris will be piled the highest and to decrease the odds of hitting the side or missing.

4. Make it so your back is flat facing the ground because when you land your body will go into a V shape and if you land on your stomach you will break your back.

5. If there are any potrusions on the way down like a fire escape or a garbage chute jump far enough away so you don’t hit them but you don’t need to push of very hard and while you are in the are you have a little bit of time to react and move around.

The dumpster could be filled with bricks or other not so friendly items so only attempt this if absolutely neccesary.

Q&A

Q:What if I were to do this for a stunt?
A: Although not reccomended if you were to do it for a stunt make your jump as low as possible and fill the dumpster up with cardboard boxes. They work quite well.

Q:How high would be about the highest I could jump and survive?
A: DON’T test this but it is quite possible to survive if excuted properly and in the right conditions from a distance of up to 5 storeys.
 

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Nov 04, 2007 5:33 pm -
Basically C/Ped from here:

http://www.worstca escenarios.com/scenario.ht ?scenarioid=43&cache=11512 0248

Delete this comment. I dare you.

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rocky24

Nov 04, 2007 5:34 pm -
Whatever I am not gonna delete your comment I didn’t c/p this though.

Nov 04, 2007 5:37 pm -
Its boarderline C/Ped. You paraphrased the sentences ever-so-slightly.

Enjoy your 0*s for the duration of your stay on RE.


rocky24

Nov 04, 2007 5:42 pm -
its not "boarderline C/P" your borderline retarted.


Salamanderhead

No 04, 2007 5:49 pm -
Quote:
its not "boarderline C/P" your borderline retarted.

5*s because of that. I rofled.


ShadyShadow

Nov 04, 2007 6:02 pm -
I’m not gonna vote because i dont feel like rating 0* stars today... But heres some proof you did steal this.
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Original:Tuck your head and bring your legs around. To do this during the fall, execute a three-quarter revolution
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You: Tuck your head an bring your legs around do 3/4 of a somersault or a three quarter revolution.


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Origin l:Aim for the center of the Dumpster.
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You: Aim for the center where the debris will be piled the highest and...


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Original:Wh n your body hits any surface from a significant height, the body folds into a V. This means landing on your stomach can result in a broken back.
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You: Make it so your back is flat facing the ground because when you land your body will go into a V shape and if you land on your stomach you will break your back.


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Original: If the building has fire escapes or other protrusions
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You: If there are any potrusions (i dont know much people that say the word potrusions)


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Or ginal:The Dumpster may be filled with bricks or other unfriendly materials.
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You: The dumpster could be filled with bricks or other not so friendly items so only attempt this if absolutely neccesary.

Delete this and i’m gonna infect you with some serious Aids

Nov 04, 2007 6:05 pm -
*retarded.


Damn, and I JUST flamed MOGO for making that same mistake.


switchheelflip6

No 04, 2007 6:28 pm -
5*s, oh no wait 0*


Syl3nT

Nov 04, 2007 7:48 pm -
lmfao 5* because you called AMS borderline retarded!


swb91

Nov 04, 2007 8:01 pm -
0*,
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If there are any potrusions on the way down like a fire escape

why jump? just take the fire escape.


swb91

Nov 04, 2007 8:02 pm -
0*,
Quote:
If there are any potrusions on the way down like a fire escape

why jump? just take the fire escape.


UTgod27

Nov 04, 2007 8:09 pm -
yeah man, i read this before. C/P if you go send it to those plagierism sites it’ll be like 99% c/p 1% for picture



seriously man c/p isn’t cool


DrtyDzn

Nov 04, 2007 8:47 pm -
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lmfao 5* because you called AMS borderline retarded!


"" 5*


Pyro-4022

Nov 04, 2007 10:03 pm - 0*
the egg point system is cool but the only problem is that people upload any stupid egg they can find or think of, just to get the egg points, it dosnt matter if you c/p, its a stupid egg anyway
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abbazaba

Nov 05, 2007 2:12 am -
aww man.
why c/p :(


rocky24

Nov 05, 2007 12:46 pm -
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why jump? just take the fire escape


you would only do this if you were on the roof and like someone was chasing you with a knife or a gun.


rocky24

Nov 05, 2007 12:56 pm -
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boarderline


is spelled borderline


rocky24

Nov 05, 2007 1:00 pm -
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0* And not favourites.
OMG IM LYK SO COOL!

your not a fag OMG IM LYK SO COOL


iloveairsoft

Nov 05, 2007 1:08 pm -
yeah will just dont bother with alle we have our dignity he has his gay bar membership 5 even though its copy


wii_junkie

Nov 05, 2007 1:10 pm -
wow. no. 0* for you.


R3v4N_gr

Nov 05, 2007 2:28 pm -
^^^
LMAO for the mother thing!!!!!!

But srly... 0* C/P


rocky24

Nov 05, 2007 6:06 pm -
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What if the dumpster belongs to a glass company or if it your mom is fucking a homeless guy in it?
I guess your landing would be softer.


Jackyl

Nov 06, 2007 2:56 pm -
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its not "boarderline C/P" your borderline retarted.


nice try at retarded

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