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(140 votes) Published: Nov 04, 2007 6:29 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 759 times
Ok im turning 18 in just a matter of hours, and i wanted to celebrate my last day of being a minor by writing an egg on the things you MUST do before turning 18. Turning 18 is something that is great in many ways (cigarettes, paintball guns, dirty movies, magazines, tattoos and being independant) it also sucks in other ways. If you commit a crime, you can be charged as an adult and this makes people reluctant to commit the same mischievous fun crimes that we did while we were minors.
Here is my Top Ten Countdown of the fun things i did as a kid that were probably illegal and i will never regret or forget.
#10. At the age of 16 i got drunk on 9 beers and tried walking home at 2 AM in May on a schoolnight. I woke up the next morning wearing a winter coat jammed between the front and rear seat in my neighbor’s toyota camry. I was extremely confused, i finally got out and i tried to figure out why the door was unlocked and why/how i was in there. Everyone needs to have one of these moments.
#9. On the second day of driving my first car, i became very curious about what my car would sound like with no exhaust on it. So i took out my 13mm ratchet wrench and removed my exhaust system from the downpipe back. I drove my car around for 2 weeks with absolutely no exhaust just for the hell of it. I got pulled over and the cop looked underneath the car and said "is this a ghetto seatwarmer?". The fire shot out the downpipe and heated up the floorpan of the car. I still have black exhaust burn resins up the left side of my car.
#8. Before you turn 18, you need to go out and wreak havok with your dad. No matter how lame or cool you think it is to do it, you need to. When i was 15, my dad and i drove around town shooting roman candles at things. It was awesome. He taught me unbelievable tricks with fireworks that i have no intentions of ever releasing to RottenEggs. So maybe you can learn a few things from your old man that you can have as your own secret. He was a young mischievous shit once but then he got married and had kids so he had to put it off for 16 years.
#7. Before you turn 18, you need to load your car up with as many people as possible (clown car) and drive as fast as possible. Its pretty damn funny. The older you get when you try this, the less fun it becomes. When you load your little 92 jetta with 7 girls and let them duke it out over who gets the last seatbelt, thats when you know your livin your life. I went 98 mph around a corner with 8 girls packed in my car and my ears rang for 3 days because of all the screaming. It was precious.
#6. Walk around your house naked. Some time when your parents are gone (or not) just decide to go throughout your normal daily routine naked. If you thought that eating icecream was good with a sleeveless on, try it completely naked. Its about 83415^325 times better than with pants. I got arrested when i was 14 for indecent exposure because i was riding my bike around the neighborhood naked except for my black socks and sneakers. I learned that when you take your bike off a jump naked, its alot easier for your balls to smash into your bikeseat during the landing than when your wearing pants. So get some electrical tape.
#5. Break something that is brand new, expensive, shiny and doesnt belong to you. When i was 13 i found a sweet IBM laptop in a gym lockerroom. So i was like "yoink, thats mine" and i took it. Then i walked outside and was like "geez, i wonder what is inside of here" and i smashed it against a wall about a thousand times. I then walked back into the lockerroom and placed all the pieces back to where i originally found it. The look on that dudes face was priceless.
#4. Walk around through your town with your penis hanging out of your pants and act like you dont realize it. When i was 15 i unzipped my pants and walked around my town walking through stores talking to people and buying stuff with my goodies hangin out and i acted completely serious and normal. If i was 18 years old, i would have gotten arrested and fined. But when you get arrested when your under the age of 16 for something like this, its just a slap on the wrist and a get-well soon card. It was sooo funny.
#3. Take a dump on the hood of someone’s car. Last year this dude wouldnt stop runnin his mouth about his mustang and it was gettin pretty annoying. So while he was in the bathroom, i stood up on the hood of his car and took a huge steamin dump on his windshield. I moved my car down the street and watched from a bush. He was afraid to touch it or try to get rid of it so he turned on his windshield wipers and it just smeared it around worse.
#2. When you get your license, remove all the doors off your car and just drive around like that. Its pretty funny. It is less funny if you use a jeep because they are meant to have removable doors. 4 weeks into having my license, i just removed all my doors and drove around and let all my coke bottles, papers, trash and condoms fall out the doors onto pedestrians. People become very confused and the cops dont even know what to do when they pull you over.
#1. Become good friends with an EXTREMELY hott chick at school for a few months and then just spontaneously decide that you dont like her or want to hang out with her. It is very rare that dudes dump girls that are extremely hott. But its pretty funny when you go out with a really cocky hott chick for 5 months and then just decide that your gonna dump her because she "isnt hott enough for you". It causes extreme emotional anguish and gets them extremely confused. They will go home and sit in front of a mirror FOR HOURS crying and theyll call you up. Theyll get over it eventually but it is 100% worth it. Because lets face it, they had no intention of giving you head or having sex with you, they just wanted to pretend like they were gonna so they could take half of everything you own.
Let that be a good TO DO list for people under the age of 18. I just wanted to help people make the best of being a minor and keep their inspiration up so they dont have any regrets when they get charged as an adult instead. HAVE FUN.
Nov 04, 2007 6:38 pm - well then your bullshit detector is obsolete. Maybe you should get your bullshit detector and scrounge through my other 79 or 80 eggs and tell me what you find. Just like how your C/P detector came up inconclusive 7 times.
just like your c/p detector came up inconclusive 7 times
What are you rambling about now?
Quote:
obsolete
D you know what that word means, big boy?
Quote google dictionary:
Obsolescence is a state of being which occurs when a person, object, or service is no longer wanted, even though it may still be in good working order.
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[b]in good working order
That is all. You may go back to pretending to know alot about cars.
Nov 04, 2007 6:44 pm - AMS, you have some good input sometimes and i have your friend request accepted but for someone who questions the credibility of ALMOST every egg posted, its rare that you bring much to the table and your pullin a GWB on me. Every time i challenge you to find a source for a C/P you just walk away frustrated and act like the argument never happened. You shouldnt be challenging something as bullshit when you bring nothing for evidence and the person you are challenging has a strong tendency for disproving you. My $.02
well then your bullshit detector is obsolete. Maybe you should get your bullshit detector and scrounge through my other 79 or 80 eggs and tell me what you find. Just like how your C/P detector came up inconclusive 7 times.
AMS, you have some good input sometimes and i have your friend request accepted but for someone who questions the credibility of ALMOST every egg posted, its rare that you bring much to the table and your pullin a GWB on me. Every time i challenge you to find a source for a C/P you just walk away frustrated and act like the argument never happened. You shouldnt be challenging something as bullshit when you bring nothing for evidence and the person you are challenging has a strong tendency for disproving you. My $.02
Nov 04, 2007 6:50 pm - dont you think that someone who has spots on the top 10 list for best eggs and is in the top 10 list for most eggs made would be smarter than posting a bullshit egg? It is VERY likely. Its also very likely that AMS is going through PMS and is going to be disproved AGAIN by Chickgriddles...
Chickgri dles-9, AMS-0.
dont you think that someone who has spots on the top 10 list for best eggs and is in the top 10 list for most eggs made would be smarter than posting a bullshit egg? It is VERY likely. Its also very likely that AMS is going through PMS and is going to be disproved AGAIN by Chickgriddles...
Chickgri dles-9, AMS-0.
ov 04, 2007 6:55 pm - i bet you that your dad wasnt like that before he fucked your mom. As you grow older, your dad is gonna grow back into the person he was before you were born and your gonna grow closer to him. He had to change his habits when you were young because he didnt want to be a bad influence. I havent met a single dad on this planet who hasnt played with fireworks, wreaked havok and done something stupid while they were drunk. the reason for this is because no chick will let a boring dude like AMS fuck them.
Nov 04, 2007 6:59 pm - FIVE STARS JUST FOR # 9 LOL!
Happy birthday gridlezzzz
Nov 04, 2007 6:59 pm - Check the top 10 list again. I have one on there now.
However, you and your chronies, out of spite and hatred, will just 0* it to make this statement false.
In fact, the other night, I have 3 eggs on the top 10.
Did anyone else notice, that when I confront him with a rational point as to why he is an idiot, he goes rambling off about pms?
Then he tries to end the conversation by posting some sort of score, as if we are playing some sort of game. He changes the subject when he is confronted with the facts. Thats a weak way to argue.
Site URLs when I have "walked away frustrated" please.
i bet you that your dad wasnt like that before he fucked your mom. As you grow older, your dad is gonna grow back into the person he was before you were born and your gonna grow closer to him. He had to change his habits when you were young because he didnt want to be a bad influence. I havent met a single dad on this planet who hasnt played with fireworks, wreaked havok and done something stupid while they were drunk. the reason for this is because no chick will let a boring dude like AMS fuck them.
Nov 04, 2007 7:04 pm - AMS thinks that i pretend to know alot about cars. I guess im just pretending when i make 59 eggs about cars in total all with no C/P source and 42 of them have ratings of 3** or higher. I guess im pretty good at pretending. I just pretended to put tires on my car. I pretended to drive it down the street and pretended to do a burnout. get a fuckin life AMS and for your mom’s love of crack, stay the hell away from RottenEggs.
AMS thinks that i pretend to know alot about cars. I guess im just pretending when i make 59 eggs about cars in total all with no C/P source and 42 of them have ratings of 3** or higher. I guess im pretty good at pretending. I just pretended to put tires on my car. I pretended to drive it down the street and pretended to do a burnout. get a fuckin life AMS and for your mom’s love of crack, stay the hell away from RottenEggs.
Nov 04, 2007 7:22 pm - I just didnt want to deal with you. Maybe everyone else who has been following this egg should take a look at the URL and tell me what they think. Im pretty sure the majority rules and your the only person in this comment list who has a problem with my egg or me in general. Your obviously an ignorant blind douche who just turns his head to his retarded past. Get out of my egg before i have to waste my time by searching through the comments lists in more of my eggs.
I just didnt want to deal with you. Maybe everyone else who has been following this egg should take a look at the URL and tell me what they think. Im pretty sure the majority rules and your the only person in this comment list who has a problem with my egg or me in general. Your obviously an ignorant blind douche who just turns his head to his retarded past. Get out of my egg before i have to waste my time by searching through the comments lists in more of my eggs.
Because, as at a whopping level 4, your vote carries so much weight.
your right, I don’t give a dam about my prof (notice how i didn’t even attempt to change it and only have 1 pic) you can 0* my prof all you want but i probably will only effect you, and the reason im a level 4 is because i don’t have 30 dupes to raise the level of all my eggs
Nov 04, 2007 7:36 pm - do you know why not ALL of my eggs have pictures that i have taken? Could it possibly be because of the fact that people like my eggs so much that they make requests for information on certain cars that i do not have pictures of or access to pictures of outside of the internet. Its not like i take the pictures and claim that i took them and claim the copywright. I dont avoid my problems, which is exactly the reason why i am avoiding you. You dont intimidate me, your not a problem to me, i have shown all that i NEED to prove that your a douche. I honestly dont give a shit about you stroking your e-cock over your pictures youve taken, thats all fine and dandy. Theres a reason why people are still voting this egg a 5. Sure you dont wanna look like a pussy-quitting-failure so your just runnin your mouth further but your also runnin your mouth out of valid points. Get out of my eggs.
Nov 04, 2007 7:41 pm - AMS is still a young grasshopper. HE has much to learn. If you have a hott girlfriend, dump her before she can dump you. When she dumps you, itll be game over for you. At least after she gets dumped you dont look like a douche to all the other girls, and she is still hott. GOOD DAY SIR.
Nov 04, 2007 8:02 pm - i walked around naked once. its great. like being in a skirt w/o pants. which i havn’t done yet. o btw happy birthday man. good luck in the real world
Nov 05, 2007 12:25 pm - 5* those are some funny things to do. I have done the "load the car up with as many people" one. My friend was going 80 mph and we were all listening to "rockin’ into the night" by .38 special (with eveyone singing along of course)
Nov 05, 2007 2:12 pm - do you honestly think that i care if GAYZ pwned me? Ive already gotten all of my eggpoints off of those eggs so im not gonna lose a second of sleep over it. It is a great birthday present, it just proves how much of a loser you are to go through 82 eggs to give them all ratings. Get a life. Its obvious that alle summoned you guys as re-enforcement. Ive never seen 3/4 of these douches who 0ed my egg before in my life. If it makes you happy, ill be sure to take PLENTY of 92 jetta and 83 rabbit pictures for you with Chickgriddles Rotteneggs posted on them.
Nov 05, 2007 2:21 pm - dont get me wrong chickgriddles i like you lots becasue your one of the few who contribute eggs that are good rather then many of the other bastards on this site who rate verything 0* and dont even have 1 egg
Nov 05, 2007 2:34 pm - Im waiting right now for my digital camera to charge up. I have a sign ready that says ChickGriddles Rotteneggs 6:30 PM 11/5/07 ET. Im gonna take the picture in 1 hour once my battery is charged. In the meantime, heres a picture of my alpine white 1983 Volkswagen Rabbit with a supercharged 1.8L 8v G60 motor swapped into it. IT has a BBM twin screw compressor pushing 28 psi of boost at 384 hp. When i take my jetta pics, ill put the sign on my steering wheel first, then ill take the pics with the sign under the hood.
Nov 05, 2007 4:33 pm - Ok the pics finally loaded on flickr.
My 1992 Volkswagen Jetta GL. 1.8L 8v Intake, Exhaust, Camshaft, Camgear, ALOT of suspension and brake work, 165 hp without nitrous, 219 hp WITH a 50 hp wet-shot of nitrous oxide, extreme cylinderhead portnpolish and valve job, lightweight underdrive pulleys, lightweight intermediate shaft pulley, MSD ignition system, TT eprom engine microchip, lightweight flywheel and a cool skull shift knob.
LIGHTS OUT!
SIDE DASH VIEW
STEALTH MODE: gauges on dash are dimmed, headlights shut off and daytime running lights are dimmed.
The engine that powers it is unlike most modern vw motors because it is angled towards the back of the car and pushed far back into the firewall. This gives the car a perfect 50/50 weight distribution between the front and rear wheels...
Heres a cool picture of the cool skull shift knob that i was talking about earlier...
now that was an egg in itself. I dont know, i guess i dont actually drive a 1992 volkswagen jetta and i dont know a thing about cars. Ill post video on saturday of my 0-100 mph drag run from the inside of that(my) car. I have to videotape it first.
Nov 05, 2007 5:15 pm - Oh and for GALG, only mentally retarded cat-fuckers listen to Sum41. I dont think anyone should take advice in general (life,egg-writing) if the number of mental institutions theyve attended exceeds the number of times theyve tied their own shoes... cough cough GALG! People stopped taking GALGs advice when he attended his first time, silly big fat retard.
Nov 06, 2007 3:31 pm - 4* because a lot of this doesnt seem too true to me just like ideas you had and because who the fuck spends time on the internet a few hours before their birthday?? you should be like at the video store counting down the minutes
Nov 06, 2007 6:29 pm - Well i was on the internet making that egg at 8pm and my birthday was the following day thus the source of me saying "my birthday is just hours away". People on this site are very critical and they need to stop nit-picking every phrase that everyone says and learn to accept things the way they are. If someone is successful on this site, i dont go up to them and call them a douche or tell them that their eggs suck. If their eggs sucked so bad than i dont think they would be at a member level 10. The people who drop comments on my eggs giving me 5s and telling me that they are awesome arent just the same 4 or 5 people over and over who carry alot of weight, i get ALOT of different people who ive never seen before telling me this. If an egg creator has a tendency of making good eggs you cant assume that they are all C/P or bullshit and then start making accusations and get your douchebag friends to 0 them down. Thats fascism and rotteneggs is about equality and never letting the noobs make it to level 4.
Nov 07, 2007 11:09 pm - 5* Good egg, i allready have done 2 of them.
Found a Nokia 6110 on a table in the mall and smashed in into peices.
Also havent taken a shit on a windsheild but once me and some mates spit some massive loogies on some asshole’s Holden Calais and he went skitz at us! Was a crack up, lol.
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