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Published: Apr 23, 2004 12:00 a.m.
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The Mouth Numbing Toothpaste!
Ok, next time you stay at a friends place take some (c)Orajel with you. Im talking about the topical anestetic used for sore gums. It is ussually %20 Benzocaine and comes in many varieties and flavors. I prefer the clear gel in the tube made by "Orajel". The taste is masked by the toothpaste quite nicely.
When your at the marks house use the bathroom and while your in there "washing up" mix up a small squirt of paste with a large squirt of gel. Make sure it looks similar to the actual toothpaste. Now youve got to get it back in the end of the tube. Using your mouth blow up the tube(they’ll never know your mouth was on it) and force the mixture into the tube. A toothpick is helpfull for releasing the air after you’ve got the mixture in, so the tube looks somewhat the same as before tampering. This might take some practise to perfect this operation. Time is valuable, the longer your gone the more your buddies will suspect something. Done? Go join your buddies for a beer.
Next time they go to brush thier teeth their whole mouth will go numb and they’ll have no clue.
Its funnier if your their the next morning to see them trie to talk with a numb mouth. It lasts about 1/2 hour to an hour of fun.
On another question to anyone reading: How can I extract benzocaine from these gels. I want a near pure benzocaine. I hope to use it in some funny ways. Like in brownie icing, chip-dip and fake LSD tabs. Also for fine tunning the toothpaste prank and some other ideas. If you know how to extract this or have any good ideas, eggmail me.
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