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1.ALRIGHT I DID THIS A WHILE AGO ITS EASY ITS FUNNY AND ITS A GOOD BEGINNERS ONE.....ALRIGHT IF IT RAINS AND THERES A LOT OF MUD...IM NOT TALKING HARD MUD I MEAN MUSH MUD...TAKE IT AND GO TO A CONSTRUCTION SITE GO TO THE PORT O POTTY AND SMEAR IT ON THE DOOR HANDLE THROW IT ON THE TOILET SEAT AND ALL OVER THE TOILET PAPER AND ON THE SIDE OF IT...... BE CREATIVE....MAKE SURE YOU PULL THIS ON LUNCH BRAKE THOUGH OR IT’LL DRY....ITS FUN EASY AND GOOD TO WATCH....THEY CANT TELL IF ITS MUD TO BECAUSE THE THING ALREADY SMELLS LIKE CRAP SO THERE YOU
2.ALRIGHT ME AND A COUPLE OF mates IN MY PLACE WERE DIGGING A HOLE IN THE BACK OF THIS CONSTRUCTION SITE AND THIS STUPID MANAGER OF THE PLACE TOLD US QUIT AND FILL IT BACK UP........SO I SAID FINE BUT I WASNT FINISHED THIS WAS A DEEP HOLE AND I WORKED ON IT FOR A WEEK SO I WASNT FINISHED.......SO I TOOK A NAIL BOX A HAMMER LYING AROUND AND A SIGN SAYING WHO THE HOUSE WAS GOING TO BELONG TO AND THREW IT ALL IN THE HOLE AND THEN FILLED IT UP....THERE STILL LOOKING FOT THAT CRAP NOW...HEHEHE.......PEACE.............