Begginers guide to smoking weed
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Published: Nov 15, 2007 5:01 p.m.
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Hello all stoners, and or begginer stoners, in this egg I will be teaching you all you need to know about smoking the magical tree. Cannabis. I know this egg is against the rules, I am not in it for the points, just giving a guide to those who need it.
---Prices and how larger amounts score you basically free stuff.---
NOTE- Do not let the dealer weigh in the bag or eyeball it, the bag usually weighs a gram.
Prices- may range based on area
$05- Nickelbag, or joint, .5 grams, none free
$10- Dime bag, 1.0 grams, or less, depending on quality
$15- Definite gram
$20-30- 1/8th, or 1/8th of an ounce. 3.47 grams, but most dealers round up to 3.5, as most cheap scales do not weigh in .10 grams. if you get it for 30, you get a nickel bag free, 25, a gram free, 20, a gram and a nick free.
$45- 1/4th oz- 7 grams, or an eighth half priced if you pay 30 bucks
$55- 1/2 oz, 14 grams, an eighth free.
$100- ounce, 28 grams, sell it in grams you can make $280 if you sell at 10, and OOOH 420 if you sell at 15 a gram (Bitch better have good shit)
These prices are based on my area, and I get some good mids for these prices, good mids at 10 a gram.
---How to talk about it, what to call it-
Alright, so you may have been lost when I said "Nick", or "Mids", this section will help you better understand what the fuck stoners are talking about.
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Shwag- shitty weed, dark green, no hairs (red, purple, or orange fibers), no crystals (resin sacks, makes good weed look frosty.  NOT THIS. Lots of seeds, lots of stems.  THIS
Kind bud- The shit up there, frosted, with hairs, terrific smell
Mids, or midgrade- kind of frosted, some hairs, minimal seeds or stems
Jay- Not your friend jason, a joint
Doobie- joint
Hit- inhalation of smoke
Rip- inhalation of smoke, commonly out of a bong
Drag- inhalation of smoke
Blunt- Cigar, gutted of the tobacco and rolled back up with weed
Herb- Weed
Bowl- Pipe for smoking weed, made most commonly out of glass, pyrex glass, metal, or wood. Also where you put the weed in something
Bong- a "water pipe" , a stem with a bowl on the end, leading into a tube sealed on one end, and water filled just above the stem. You suck from the top, lighting your herbs and or spices, and smoke bubbles through the water, you then pull out the stem or uncover the carb and inhale all the smoke
Carb- A hole to clear a chamer on a bowl or bong of smoke
Rush hole- See carb
5- Can I get a nick, please
10- Can I get a dime bag, please
Seeds- You should know what a plant seed looks like, keep these out, they give massive headaches and they dont have enough thc to be worth anything, though you should save the ones that are hard, you can grow these
Stems- Don’t roll these in your joints, they will poke through the paper.
Alright, thats enough, you got the principals.
---How to meet a consistent dealer---
So you need a dealer so you can put this knowledge to use. Dont buy off any random shit head on the street, you can get jumped, ripped off, or just plain don’t have a place you can go to score some herb when you want some.
Find the stoners in your school, Kids dressed in black or kids with long hair who you see smoking ciggarettes. Yes, I am a stereotypical mother fucker, get used to it, nigger. Ask them where to score some weed, if they know they may tell you, but if they are smart, like you better be, you DON’T GIVE OUT A DEALERS NAME. If they do tell, contact the guy and ask him like you asked the stoner "do you know where I can score some green?". If they say "Yeah I’ll get you some" you ask if you can get a 5, 10, an 8, or quarter. You get your sack, then you be polite, which gets you respect, "Hey man you wanna smoke some with me?". Dealers around my area will throw down, or supply some weed free of charge to roll another j, maybe even a blunt.
---smoking it---
Alright so you know your lingo, you got your dealer and your shiny (hopefully) sack, now all you need is to smoke it.
Smoking by means of joint- I will not go in depth with this, just roll it up not too tight but not loose, in rolling papers, break it up first by crumbling it into small chunks, the size of crumbs. You might wanna buy a roller when you start, but you have to learn to roll by hand sometime
Smoking it in a pipe- Take a bud, and deseed it and just throw it in the bowl and fire it up
Bong- Same as in a pipe, just fill it with water
Blunt- same as the joint, just bigger, and you might want to buy an 8th. |
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| Nov 15, 2007 5:09 pm -
Drug egg, 0*. |
 | Nov 15, 2007 5:11 pm -
Alle, I respect your vote, and expected the 0’s to flock in. Any pick who thinks their cool, make a thread about this egg saying to 0 it, and see how much i give a shit.. No attitude or anger right now |
 | Nov 15, 2007 5:12 pm -
you wont need an 8th to roll a blunt. You need a gram. After a cigar has been unrolled, when you reroll it, it will be alot narrower (smaller diameter). You wont be able to fit alot of weed in a blunt. Ive fit ALMOST 2 grams in a blunt and the weed was compressed really tight and packed in really hard. I had to use 2 outer wraps to prevent the cigar from ripping open. 1/8th can generally make you about 4-5 blunts if you know how to roll them so that you dont need a high powered vacuum to suck smoke through. Rolling a really tight blunt will make a really really potent roach that can be consolidated and combined with 10-15 other roaches to make another blunt. This roach blunt made from leftover joints will be EXTREMELY POTENT because the burnt weed residue (activated THC) collects on the roach of the blunt. Ive gotten 6 people high off of a roach blunt. |
| Nov 15, 2007 5:16 pm -
this is an allright egg although it is a drug egg. It clears up some of the lingo for confused noobs and gives a general idea of the whole process but i dont agree with some of the info. It is great and all that you included information on buying weed but "buying weed" and "beginner" should never be combined in the same sentence. If you arent used to the whole process, i reccomend just smoking up with your friends so you dont get busted by po-pos and so you dont get kicked in the nuts or ripped off. I rated it a 3 either way but it is really deserving of a 2. |
 | Nov 15, 2007 5:31 pm -
0* I am sorry this is good but no drug eggs allowed. Lol at chickgriddles he knows his stuff. |
 | Nov 15, 2007 5:34 pm -
0...
Sorry mate, I think drugs are just wrong. |
 | Nov 15, 2007 5:35 pm -
Drug egg...most is common knowledge anyway...0* |
 | Nov 15, 2007 5:44 pm -
4* not b/c im a stoner or anything because i learned a few things i dident know.
it was well written out and pics good job but its a drug egg:/ |
 | Nov 15, 2007 5:50 pm - lol
*0 gge gurd
^ lol ^ |
 | Nov 15, 2007 5:53 pm - dood
if a 12 year old has weed, hes gonna smoke it... so who gives a shit if its a drug egg. its to prevent 12 year olds trying to roll a joint with tin foil! 5! |
 | Nov 15, 2007 6:22 pm -
chickgriddles, what blunts do you roll with?
a dutch can hold 8ths without being crazy tight |
 | Nov 15, 2007 7:14 pm -
Quote: you wont need an 8th to roll a blunt. You need a gram. After a cigar has been unrolled, when you reroll it, it will be alot narrower (smaller diameter). You wont be able to fit alot of weed in a blunt. Ive fit ALMOST 2 grams in a blunt and the weed was compressed really tight and packed in really hard. I had to use 2 outer wraps to prevent the cigar from ripping open. 1/8th can generally make you about 4-5 blunts if you know how to roll them so that you dont need a high powered vacuum to suck smoke through. Rolling a really tight blunt will make a really really potent roach that can be consolidated and combined with 10-15 other roaches to make another blunt. This roach blunt made from leftover joints will be EXTREMELY POTENT because the burnt weed residue (activated THC) collects on the roach of the blunt. Ive gotten 6 people high off of a roach blunt
Dude a gram is a joint you muse really like to smoke a lot of paper I always put 3 grams or more in my blunts. |
 | Nov 15, 2007 7:17 pm -
4 starz man this will help future stoners. BTW PEOPLE WEED IS NOT A DRUG< YES ITS A DAMN PLANT< GET OVER IT! |
 | Nov 15, 2007 7:38 pm -
5* just like what urmomis100 said it doesn’t matter if it’s a drug egg if you don’t tell them how to do it right they’ll probably smoke seeds and then its no kids for them |
| Nov 15, 2007 8:11 pm -
Weed IS a drug. Get the fuck over it, whitey. |
 | Nov 15, 2007 8:21 pm -
0* Drug egg |
 | Nov 15, 2007 9:33 pm -
sorry dude. i have smoked pot before as socializing in school and shit. its not that cool. i dont like it. fucks up with ur body if u play sports.
0* dont go around telling ppl to go smoke pot dude. thats just wrong. |
 | Nov 15, 2007 10:22 pm -
you need a guide for this?
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 | Nov 15, 2007 11:10 pm -
Weed isnt a drug in the dictionary dug is reffered to as "any chemicaly altered substance that causes mind changing affects" weed is in no way chemicaly altered.
(yes i know i spelled chemicaly wrong but i am not sure as to what the correct spelling is) but if u look in a medical dictionary it does not include the chemicaly altered part in that definition |
 | N v 16, 2007 1:32 am -
WEED IS NOT @ DRUGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!11! 1 |
| Nov 16, 2007 3:47 am -
do you weigh the weed after you filter through the seeds and stems? A dutch can hold an 8th but its not gonna be a great blunt. After you filter through an 8th and get rid of the seeds and stems, youll most likely be left with 75% of the original mass. Weed is a Drug. Weed uses chemicals to alter your brain. Thus "anything that chemically alters you emotionally, mentally or physically" THC is the chemical in weed that affects your brain and the rest of your body. Your senses wouldnt be extra sensitive if it wasnt a chemical. I understand most of the stoners here think that weed is "MAGIC" and not a drug but its a drug, im sorry. |
 | No 16, 2007 2:40 pm -
we dont need to learn this from you
stupid ass white kid |
 | Nov 16, 2007 9:32 pm -
Guess what I voted?
4*s FOR YOU! |
 | Nov 17, 2007 4:10 am -
Quote: fucks up with ur body if u play sports.
what?
5* |
 | Nov 17, 2007 5:20 am -
This is near compleatly useless to pretty much everyone. The prices, whilst average, are going to vary from dealer to dealer, especially considering differences in quality and strain etc.
Cannabis’ potentcy has absoloutly nothing to do with the way it looks, it has everything to do with the strain, percentage of THC and ratio of THC to CBN’s.
Although if you have seedy bud it is obviously going to be slightly less potent than sinsemilla of the same strain but even then the difference is minute.
You didn’t mention anything about trichromes and Pistils(the highest ratio of THC/CBN’s on the bud) which has a dramatic effect on the potency also. Alright egg, but it’s really basic and most, bar a few, would pick this up in a day or so of smoking Ganja. 3* Because of effort. |
 | Nov 18, 2007 2:23 am -
The egg was decent though prices change dramatically based on where you live, and or who you know. Your definition of both bong and bowl were a little bit off. And to whoever said nothing can be told by the look/feel of your weed, you’ve clearly got no personal experience. 5 just because I know so many people are going to give this an unjust 0 |
 | Nov 18, 2007 1:55 pm -
3*s |
 | Nov 21, 2007 10:25 am -
you’re a dumb shit and must not know the right people cuz I can get 5 a gram all day and 250 for a QP and not schwag either. |
 | Nov 26, 2007 7:22 am -
mate this wont b appreciated here... stonourum look on my profile and join the group from their.. peace |
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