Nov 17, 2007 8:40 pm - In the dark, the girl’s innocent chum
Misdirected his dick up her bum.
Being told gently so,
The lad piped, "Penis? No! This is how I’ve stopped sucking my thumb!"
Nov 17, 2007 8:42 pm - "’Cat,’& uot; he said at the bar. "Really. Is
That for Katherine, Miss? — Mrs.? Uh . . . Ms.?"
She blinked blankly at him,
Lifted one lazy limb,
Licked her privates, and trod upon his.