crazy boom bang... read this u will love it
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(58 votes) Published: Nov 16, 2007 4:17 p.m. Viewed 278 times |
THIS IS SIMPLE BUT FUCKING AWSOME...
HERES WAT U NEED
A 2LITER COKE BOTLE
SOME FUSE
SOM GUN POWDER
A NAIL AND HAMER
DUCK TAPE
OK HERES WAT U DO IF U WANT A LOUD TO THE FUCK BOMB.U TAKE UR 2LITER BOTTLE TAKE THE CAP OF AND NAIL A SMALL ENOF HOLE FOR THE FUSE TO GO IN PUT THAT ASIDE.NEXT TAKE YOUR BOTTLE WICH HAS TO BE DRY PUT ABOUT A COUP OF GUN POWDER IN AND PUT THE CAP WITH THE FUSE THROU IT ON THE BODLE.DUCK TAPE THE HOLE BOTTLE WICH HAS TO BE UPSIDE DOWN TO A STOP SIGHN LIGHT IT AND RUN AT LEAST75YARDS EVEN IF U GO TO WERE U CANT SEE IT U WILL HERE IT AND JUST LIKE MAJIC U WILL NOT FIND THE STOP SIGHN IN SAME SPT LOL...TRUST ME...
THIS IS MY FIRST EGG PLEASR RATE AND IF IT IS A LOW RATE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO IMPROVE IT. |
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 | Nov 16, 2007 4:35 pm - No 0*
This is not an egg, here’s why:
1. DO NOT write the entire thing in CAPS
2. Needs Pics
3. Use your fucking Grammer and Punctuation
4. NEVER say "First egg" this usually gets an automatic zero. But I didn’t rate it zero because of it, I rated 0* because of the very high LACK of quality in this "egg".
"M JIC" ?? Don’t you mean "MAGIC" ??
"PLEASR" ?? Don’t you mean "PLEASE" ??
"WANT A LOUD TO THE FUCK BOMB" That line there made NO sense whatsoever. Hardly NONE of the egg did.
Sorry, but this gets a big 0* from me. Shape up, or ship out. |

 | Nov 16, 2007 4:37 pm - 0* |

 | Nov 16, 2007 4:42 pm - I didn’t love it. Hell, I didn’t even like it. |

 | Nov 16, 2007 4:52 pm - the title was so damn misleading... you son of a bitch, telling me what i should love |

 | Nov 16, 2007 4:59 pm - HOW TO IMPROVE: dont ever make an egg again and people wont mind them. |

 | Nov 16, 2007 5:02 pm - I think from now on I am going to say this is my 14th egg, this is my 15th egg, etc. |

 | Nov 16, 2007 5:18 pm - pictures and vids |

 | Nov 16, 2007 5:26 pm - ???? 0*s |

 | Nov 16, 2007 5:27 pm - 0* if you want people to respect you, you need to add pics and maybe a video. Use grammar and punctuation. |

 | Nov 16, 2007 5:35 pm - Heres yore entire egg in one sentence: Put gunpowder in a bottle, insert a fuse, tape it up tight, light. TADA!!!, 0* |

 | Nov 16, 2007 5:50 pm - Jesus christ, a bottle cant do much damage if you want a "bomb"
A cup of fucking gunpowder is enough to make a decent metal pipebomb.
Also, no bomb eggs.
Also, CRUISE CONTROL (you still have to steer dipshit)
Also, cocks. |

 | Nov 16, 2007 7:01 pm - lol pwned by dadevil
when i rate 0*
6 eggpoints for me
and 0 for you |
| Nov 16, 2007 7:02 pm - this is one of the woorst eggs i’ve seen on RE sorry man i guess try again next time heres some pointers:
*use pics.
*don’t write the whole egg in capslock
*learn to spell
*follow the rules
*put effort into your eggs :) |

 | ov 16, 2007 7:53 pm - IM not loving it! 0* 0* on profile!
Fail meat! |

 | Nov 16, 2007 11:39 pm - POOP |

 | Nov 17, 2007 8:26 am - How to improve:
1) Do not make "LOUD TO THE FUCK BOMB" eggs, they are against the rules.
2) Don’t type in all capital letters.
3) Don’t put "plzz read!" or "read this u will love it’ or "crazy boom bang" in the title..."crazy big boom bang" |
| Nov 17, 2007 9:34 am -
lol@dadevi !
0*, btw. | |
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