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(96 votes) Published: Nov 18, 2007 5:45 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 541 times
Every day i have people ask me "how can you live a stress-free life with how chaotic it is?". I have people on Rotteneggs ask me how i can write so many eggs like nothing and how i know so much about cars and how i can just deal with people no problem. This is one of my less funny and technical eggs. I really just made this to help people get respect that they deserve and to stop whining about their problems. This should help people enjoy what they have and do their best to get more.
I have noticed that there are quite a few people on this site who need to calm down and take things slow. Im not gonna make you read for 14 minutes about why you should smoke weed or what you can and can’t do. This egg is really just to help out kids age 14-18 who cant seem to have fun and dont really know what makes them happy.
First off, dont try to convince yourself that you know more than you really do, this is nothing but trouble. Alot of people dont listen to advice and they say "yah i know, of course, or WHAT AM I AN IDIOT?" these are things that people say when they arent listening to a word someone is saying and they end up fucking up everything in the long run.
Second, Tell yourself that what you do know is correct. You dont need to question the credibility of your thoughts every 12 seconds. If you need to ask your parents for advice and ask your friends for advice than you wont be satisfying yourself, youll just do what everyone else around you wants.
Third, Dont assume that you are the center of the universe. There are plenty billions of other people on this planet and understand that everybody else lives a similar life to you so theres no need to bitch to someone else about problems that they are probably encountering themselves.
These are the basic rules. I dont ever try to tell myself that i know more than i do. I am honest about my intelligence. If somebody asks me a question about fixing a car, i dont make something up because they could fuck up their car and run it off the road. This doesnt necessarily mean that you need to tell yourself that you are stupid. Use the knowledge that you do know so that you can help other people rather than take a shit on them because they asked.
You need to constantly take moments for how they are. At this very moment, i think about the next moment, today i think about tomorrow, this week i think about next week and so on and so on. Smoking weed in order to feel happy doesnt fix anything. All it is going to do is just make you feel happy for a few hours and then feel anxiety the rest of the time and youll spend your life waiting for the next time you can get more weed. Im not telling you that you should or shouldnt smoke weed but it can help to make moments better. Weed should be used to make a MOMENT better which in turn makes your LIFE better, it shouldnt make your LIFE better directly.
I didnt used to grasp onto the fact that i needed to lose some to win some. I wanted to do what felt good every moment but i didnt want to do what it takes to make my life better in the future. 4 years ago, i used to do quite a few drugs to try to feel good but i noticed that it wasnt working. The only thing that would make me feel good personally was satisfaction. Drugs gave me no satisfaction for anything. In order to feel satisfied with myself and my future, i needed to socialize with others, do well in school, get a good job and keep it, and have fun with my friends every available moment.
Find out what makes you happy. Do this by yourself. I do this once every weekend to see if anything changes. Certain things are fun because they make us look cool, certain things are more fun when done with your friends but most of those things are boring as hell by yourself. While you neglect to do well in school today in order to have a good future, you are probably also neglecting another important thing. You need to know what you can do for fun when your friends leave for college and you are by yourself. The reason why most elderly people just sit around on benches and give some 12 year old boy an earfull about the trojan war is because they dont know what is fun.
Last week a girl asked me why she saw me driving down the street by myself and whipping my car around a corner. I told her that it was fun. She then said "why didnt you have anyone with you" and i said "because then i cant go as fast and it raises the anxiety". She didnt understand. Whenever i take someone for a fast cruise in my car, i love to fly around and have a blast but when i think too much, i slow down. I constantly see on the news about kids who get locked up in prison because they killed one of their friends (passenger) while speeding around. So i think about this and i then realize that i can fly around and squeal tires and have fun more by myself when i am most concentrated and relaxed than with my friends. Sure when you have your friends with you, they talk about how awesome your car is and you can gain some popularity points but it is a bad decision towards the future.
IF you think that blowing up a barbie with an m-80 is fun, try it by yourself. I hate listening to people who brag about how depressing their life is and try to make people feel bad for them. Maybe if that person would do something for themself rather than worry about their image than they wouldnt need to complain. Everyone cares too much about what everyone else around them thinks about them. If everyone would only care about what they thought made them feel good than everyone would be single and happy.
Most of my friends are not truly my friends. They are just posers who try to do the same things that i do because they think it will make them happy. I have a friend named Chris. He doesnt drag race because it makes him happy. He drag races because he knows that it worked to make me happy. This becomes annoying. Every time he plays paintball or airsoft, he needs to look around at everyone else to see if he is having any fun. He wants to install a sound system in his car not because he likes loud music but because he knows that i put one in my car because i liked loud music.
Understand that everyone does something for a reason. I have attended many funerals before and i find it impossible to cry. Everyone around me cries their eyes out. WHY? I never figured it out. Everyone assumes that the person was going to live such a great long life and be super successful. Chances are, the person probably was sick and tired of everyone on this planet, was going to end up attending a community college and get paid minimum wage until they were 30, live paycheck to paycheck half of their life and then finally marry some rich dude who hardly ever talks to them. The only people i can have pity for is people who have extreme misfortune that is brought upon them by an outside source. A guy at my work told me that i cant make fun of his leg. I said "why not". He said "I got into a serious motorcycle accident and i find it offensive". I then said "If you werent drinking and driving, you wouldnt have gotten into a motorcycle accident and nothing leg related would be offensive".
People with neurological and mental disorders are not to be made fun of, it is something they cannot help and you will not feel good after making fun of them. I feel pity for people with mental issues, physical problems brought upon them and people who have lost a parent/sibling at a young age. People not only cannot figure out what makes them happy, they cannot figure out what makes them sad. So if they think that something makes them sad, than they will act sad whether or not they really are. You shouldnt feel sad for the person who dies a long battle against cancer, you should feel glad for the fact that their struggle is over.
That is why i can sleep at night, that is why i can slam out an egg like nothing without a single worry on my mind and that is why i dont give a shit what everyone else has to say about me and what their opinion is. An opinion is an opinion and it shouldnt affect someone elses opinion, therefore it should never be spoken. This egg wasnt my opinion, it was what i percieve and know would help others to stop complaining and shitting on eachother.
Nov 18, 2007 6:07 pm - Read the book The Secret and Mind Gym. Just about sums them both up. Thinking about "not doing bad" makes you do bad, thing about doing good helps. See what you want and focus, and all that jazz.
ov 18, 2007 6:13 pm - Read the book The Secret and Mind Gym. Just about sums them both up. Thinking about "not doing bad" makes you do bad, thing about doing good helps. See what you want and focus, and all that jazz.
Nov 18, 2007 6:39 pm - theres tons and tons of eggs on this site about fun shit. But how much of it is actually fun when you try it out. I didnt get this advice from anyone and i can understand why some people are like "OH DR PHIL DR PHIL" but i get sick and tired of people talking about how great they are because they think it makes them feel good. People need to do things for themselves rather than their reputation.
Nov 18, 2007 7:33 pm - thats because youre too busy worrying about what everyone else is doing and ran out of time feeling sorry for yourself. When your feeling sorry for me, your really feeling sorry for everyone else too because im not the one that rated this egg a 4.6.
RE should have more of these serious eggs. I know that’ll never happen because 96% of this site will never be able to be mature enough to grasp the concept, but it still is a nice thought.
As I was reading it I just thought to myself that every comment must be a flame. I wasn’t totally right, but there were still a bunch.
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um im sorry but this looks like something that should be on a dr. phil forum 2*
Nov 18, 2007 7:51 pm - the part about friends in the car and the worry of their death... i couldn’t agree more. people see me flying down the road but when they are in my car, especially someone i actually care about i am a bit more subdued.
Nov 18, 2007 7:55 pm - and its not even the thought of prison, its the thought of the anguish i would feel that i caused the death of someone i care a lot about.
Nov 18, 2007 8:20 pm - 5* This is a good egg. Many people won’t read it becuase they are either too dumb to read or are too lazy. I think that you have many good points in this egg.
Nov 18, 2007 9:10 pm - good point i like ill give u 5*
Nov 18, 2007 9:12 pm - I’ve always liked "improve your life" things.
You somewhat contradicted your self, and ranted more than helped.
IMO, I care more about what people think of me, because I can convince my self anything, but it takes more work to convince someone ELSE something.
I have been doing things alone, and more recently with friends, and I find 90%of things to be WAY better with someone, Ex: weed, fireworks, pranks, internet videos, and reading anything funny online.
and I find 90%of things to be WAY better with someone, Ex: weed, fireworks, pranks, internet videos, and reading anything funny online.
AGREEED!
Today, I was hanging with some of my friends. Then, we were in this deli shop eatin, they are more popular than I am, but I am alot stronger than they are. So basically, one of my my friends "better" friend, made a joke of me cuz I wanna be a cop. So, i laughed. He got carried away with it, then started making fun of this one time last week when he almost cried on a "weed trip" he had. He got all pissed said some things to about me like "I told you not to invite him with us." I was kind of shocked because I noticed the things he said behind my back. I hate people who cant take what they dish out. He left after because I would have beat his ass.
Any who, sorry for long comment, lol
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Nov 20, 2007 1:56 pm - exactly.... i go out and (try) to enjoy my life, despite everyone around be thinking im a complete jackass (hehe somehow i got a girlfirned by doing this so i dont rly care)
blowin shit up is always fun, its just more fun with ppls r with you. i made a damn crater 1 ft wide roughly and 5 inches deep with a single explosion till me dad made me clean it up... it woulda been fun with ppl to see it thou...
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everything i just mentioned above this line has absolutely nothing to do with topic. i aint gunna rate this nothin, but ill give a 5 on your profile
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