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(93 votes) Published: Nov 19, 2007 8:40 p.m. Viewed 320 times
Ok, so what you do is get an ounce.
Then deal in grams and double your money.
If the cops come, eat the pot and run like a madman.
If your mum comes, tell her you’re not dealing drugs. She’ll believe you.
If your mates don’t smoke pot, smoke around them all the time, and give them free pot laced with meths, to get them hooked. Then you’ll have more business.
If you see another dealer on your turf. Kill them. Less competition = moar profit!!
If someone tries to steal your pot. Run and/or stab them.
Don’t deal to gays/metro’s. They pound butt.
Don’t deal to Arabs. They wear towels on their heads.
Don’t deal to Blacks. They’re too busy picking cotton.
Do deal to religious freaks. Because it’s funny.
Do deal to gals. They’ll give it up easy for pot.
Thnx guis. This is my first egg. Plz rate 5* thnx.
If this is against the rules then fuck you. I’m an anarchist. I’ve used this technique and made millions.
N v 19, 2007 9:38 pm - sorry but its a shityish egg although i have smoked pot it is uber fun and im buying 6 grams tomorrow o.o
you get a zero for drug egg and racism,
+3* for anarchy cuz it roolz
+1* cause you have the small enough balls to make an egg.
+1* cause that dude with the frog pic said fuck the system which is true, i have fucked the system if the system is a little girl and the fucking is what im doing o.o jk you still get a 5* though
Ok, so what you do is get an ounce. Start off with a quartr if your new Then deal in grams and double your money.Only if u buy schwag and sell it as dank
If the cops come, eat the pot and run like a madman. No, talk your way out of it... dipshit
If your mum comes, tell her you’re not dealing drugs. She’ll believe you.Lmao, yea mom these dime bars are just basil for my pizza
If your mates don’t smoke pot, smoke around them all the time, and give them free pot laced with meths, to get them hooked. Then you’ll have more business.Your a piece of shit friend