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How to deal pot

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(93 votes)
Published: Nov 19, 2007 8:40 p.m.
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Ok, so what you do is get an ounce.
Then deal in grams and double your money.

If the cops come, eat the pot and run like a madman.

If your mum comes, tell her you’re not dealing drugs. She’ll believe you.

If your mates don’t smoke pot, smoke around them all the time, and give them free pot laced with meths, to get them hooked. Then you’ll have more business.

If you see another dealer on your turf. Kill them. Less competition = moar profit!!

If someone tries to steal your pot. Run and/or stab them.

Don’t deal to gays/metro’s. They pound butt.
Don’t deal to Arabs. They wear towels on their heads.
Don’t deal to Blacks. They’re too busy picking cotton.

Do deal to religious freaks. Because it’s funny.
Do deal to gals. They’ll give it up easy for pot.

Thnx guis. This is my first egg. Plz rate 5* thnx.

If this is against the rules then fuck you. I’m an anarchist. I’ve used this technique and made millions.
 

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Mozzy-6211

Nov 19, 2007 8:55 pm -
racist. and also drug eggs are against the rules. 0*


nonamejack

Nov 19, 2007 9:27 pm -
Quote:
"I’ve used this technique and made millions"



ok


eliot

N v 19, 2007 9:38 pm -
sorry but its a shityish egg although i have smoked pot it is uber fun and im buying 6 grams tomorrow o.o

you get a zero for drug egg and racism,

+3* for anarchy cuz it roolz
+1* cause you have the small enough balls to make an egg.
+1* cause that dude with the frog pic said fuck the system which is true, i have fucked the system if the system is a little girl and the fucking is what im doing o.o jk you still get a 5* though


Phil

Nov 19, 2007 10:28 pm -
I really hope this is a joke egg.. i really do.


FireFanatic

Nov 20, 2007 4:58 am -
Made me rich, 5*


Jackyl

Nov 20, 2007 5:44 am -
5-5*


Tuffy

Nov 20, 2007 1:36 pm -
Quote:
Don’t deal to Arabs. They wear towels on their heads.


Five fucking stars for that right there


warallthetm

Nov 20, 2007 3:09 pm -
WRONG...
Quote:

Ok, so what you do is get an ounce. Start off with a quartr if your new
Then deal in grams and double your money.Only if u buy schwag and sell it as dank

If the cops come, eat the pot and run like a madman. No, talk your way out of it... dipshit

If your mum comes, tell her you’re not dealing drugs. She’ll believe you.Lmao, yea mom these dime bars are just basil for my pizza

If your mates don’t smoke pot, smoke around them all the time, and give them free pot laced with meths, to get them hooked. Then you’ll have more business.Your a piece of shit friend


0*


Johns_Face

Nov 20, 2007 11:44 pm -
Thanks for your support guys.
I’m off to deal more pot.


13FireFanatics

Nov 26, 2007 5:57 pm -
yea 3* cause im nice that was a lameass piece of whatever u want it to be

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