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(110 votes) Published: Nov 20, 2007 1:33 p.m. Viewed 584 times
wait, this is an egg about birthday surprises by UTGOD
omfg!
ok, my brother told me this and thought it was really funny. its a bit hard to do but you can improvise.
my drunken brother in college went to a girls dorm to celebrate her birthday. there was a party and i’m guessing that there was sex.
My brother somehow found a [super XXX dildo set] BOX. which was empty
he put a teddy bear holding a heart in the box, and wrapped it all up.
So at her dorm and the present opening started. it was fun and there were jokes and books and money.
the girl opened my brothers present to find a [super XXX dildo kit box] everyone went silent as they saw her shocked expression. everyone looked at him and he replied.
"open the box"
and inside there was a teddy bear and a.... condom as a joke.
and they had sex (probably, he doesn’t remember)
Nov 20, 2007 1:47 pm - dont go being a faggot and not say anything. if you do., ur a pussy for not saying anything cause it show that your scared to say something which will result to a 0* on profile and eggs.
Nov 20, 2007 2:01 pm - fuck I mesased up the comment and your right this is a prank site not a story site. so why dont you go sit youself at littleredridinghood.com
Nov 20, 2007 2:40 pm - just a question, if we dont add a comment or say anything, how would you give us a Zero if you didnt know who we are? This is moderately funny but i wouldnt shit myself over it.
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