The Ultimate Guide: Sneaking Out
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Published: Nov 22, 2007 9:54 p.m.
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Although most of you may know much of this, it’s some pointers for people who take sneaking out WAY TOO SERIOUSLY, (myself included). I think it’s more fun this way, but anyway it’s just some useful guide information. I apologize in advance for spelling errors.
Before you sneak out...
*Plan; a month in advance, use a calender and aim for a full moon for easy working conditions, or a new moon for maximum stealth.
*Save up; anything your going to use. TP, Eggs, rotten fruit, fire crackers, what ever it is, and it’s best to hide it in several different locations.
*Select a team; of friends you can trust to NOT RAT YOU OUT if the police get involved on your vandalism.
*Pick your target; someone who you seek revenge against, or some other target of high value.
Equipment
*EVERYTHING SHOULD BE BLACK; you don’t want anyone to see you do you? For maximum stealth, and if it’s cold enough out to stand the heat, wear black track pants. Make sure they aren’t the plastic kind that make that plasticky noise when you run, also get a pair of drivings gloves. Driving gloves are thin, black, easy to move your fingers in, and cheap. Wear a black track jacket that zippers, and have a hood if possible. Make sure nothing you wear has lose parts that could snag on something, and it should all be midly tight for mobility and efficiency. Ski masks are a good idea too if you are concerned about being sited.
*Running Spikes; They cost 50 or 60 bucks, depending where you get them, and are a great tool. Running spikes are super light weight, comfortable, and intentionaly very tight running shoes with sockets under the front end of your feet. The sockets work with screw-in, interchangable spikes of varying length. They are excellent for speed and agility on wet terrian, and climbing fences and trees is so easy it will blow your mind. HOWEVER, if you are working in an environment with lots of pavement, or you expect to be doing a lot of heavy impact (running on lose rocks and shit), get basic black running shoes. Spikes make some noise on pavement, and are thin so they wont protect your feet during intense impact. Another solution is to simply use the shortest possible length spike, I think it’s a 3/8 inch, and you should know how to do a parkour roll to avoid injury when hitting the ground if you plan to be jumping around like a monkey.
*Bags and flashlights; You don’t want to bring anything that will be loud, or anything that can be used to identify you. If you bring a bag or flashlight, make sure it is black, and one your parents won’t notice if it goes missing. Also check to make sure your adress or anything isn’t written on the bag. If you have to drop it and run for what ever reason, don’t leave a trail to be followed. It isn’t a bad idea to go out ahead of time and buy you’re own gear so you can dispose of it without any risk of your parents looking for missing shit.
Communication
*Walky-Talkys; USE THEM! NOT PHONES! A few of my friends were recently out on a "job" and got nailed because the police caught one kid, and apparently (none of us knew) they could check with cell towers or what ever the system to figure out who the kid texted or called. He cleared the info out of his phone, but they found it I guess in a computer. Get walky talkys with a 2 to 5 mile range so you can go through houses down the street to talk to your friends when they are inside. Never bring a phone with you, if you drop it and the target(s) find it the next day, consider yourself FUCKED.
*Hand Signals; This is for guys who really wanna go the extra mile, but it’s useful. If someone is outside looking through their yard with a flashlight, you can’t afford to make noise, but you’re friend is close, these will help. Make sure you get some basic commands down with your friends, have signals for, "Go, Stop, Wait (# of seconds), Rally Point (incase you get seperated), and some sort of scatter or abort emergency signal.
*Laser Pointers; A good alternative to walky talkys, flash twice from a windo or across a yard to mean go/yes/ect. Flash once to mean no/stop/wait/ect. Or come up with your own flash patterns. It’s good because it’s not bright enough to be seen by anyone who isn’t looking at it, but it’s simple, cheap, and relatively reliable.
Intel
*Know your target; You should know your target location, surrounding terrain, and have a mission plan to help complete your objectives with maximum efficiency. If you are carrying a large load of equipment, find a close location to drop and return that is well hidden but close enough to the target to make the job easy. And ALWAYS have a back up slash escape plan.
*Know your objectives; Get your primary and secondary objectives organized. Also, if you have a big team and a big job, create a red team and blue team or something of that sort, and divide tasks betwean the two of you. If you’re doing a job in high visibility lighting, or in day light (for what ever reason), you should have a recon team or 2 or more guys with binoculars and walky talkys to warn you well ahead of time of any approaching people/cars/ect.
Exicuting the Job
*Timing; Timing is absolutely EVERYTHING. Synchronize your watches IT’S A MUST, you should all have a watch with a backlight that can be used to read it in the dark, and they should all display a second clock, for pin-point timing.
*Don’t Talk; If you pull off a rather illegal or destructive job, don’t brag about it. You might trust the person but you never know who they trust more or who they might slip to. Keep it betwean you and your team for atleast a year or until you are all positive that any punishment would no longer be inforced. And I still wouldn’t talk very much if I were you. Bragging might be fun sometimes, but I can totally screw you over.
*Be Smart; Don’t try to hard if you’re on the verge of getting caught, you can always sneak out again. And if you can’t and it has to be done, be EXTREAMLY CAREFUL ALL THE TIME! NEVER LET YOUR GAURD DOWN! On top of that, if you are buying TP, Eggs, Spray Paint especially or anything else, buy it atleast 2 if not 3 months before the job. That way, shop owners won’t suddenly think, "Hey, that guy has fuck sprayed on his house in red paint, I just sold a can of red paint to little Jonny from down the street last week...Hmmm." It happens, so be careful and plan ahead, always be prepared for the worst case scenario.
Ending Notes
If there’s anything you want me to add to this, please comment it below. If I don’t put it up, people will still see your comments. Also I know this isn’t anything amazing, it’s my first egg. |
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| Nov 22, 2007 9:58 pm -
How to sneak out.
- walk to front door
- open it quietly
- close it quietly behind you
You little 11 year olds don’t realize that its NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO SNEAK OUT! |
 | Nov 22, 2007 10:04 pm -
I fived it because you do know your shit. They figured out your friends cellphone through a process called triangulation-either through GPS or cellphone towers. |
| Nov 22, 2007 10:13 pm -
Accept messages from non-friends, or add me as a friend, so I can rebut your poorly formed accusations. |
 | Nov 22, 2007 10:16 pm -
5* because u actually put some shit I hadnt seen before but in the end yea not that hard to sneak ou |
 | Nov 22, 2007 10:45 pm -
You’d really plan a whole month ahead? Dude... Perhaps if it’s your first ever night roam and you keep saying "ahhhh maybe tomorrow morning".
I must say, sneaking out is just bloody common sence... isn’t it? |
 | Nov 22, 2007 11:28 pm -
hahahaha oh good times sneaking out
when i was i think 14 me and 3 other friends were getting our vandalism on at an apartment complex and someone called the cops so we walked around the street and we saw the 5-0 coming and they ran up the street and i hid in a bush when the cop was bitching them out about to put them in his car i jumped out about 50 feet up the road and yelled NIGGA STOLE MY CRACK and *teradactle sounds* and he told my friends to stay there and chased me like a retard and we all got away |
| Nov 22, 2007 11:34 pm -
^ My bullshit sense are tingling. |
| Nov 22, 2007 11:44 pm -
well alle if you don’t believe me thats cool but it doesn’t really matter |
 | Nov 22, 2007 11:50 pm -
Quote: I fived it because you do know your shit.
i agree, you realy do know your stuff. and you wrtoe it goood. defenetly 5 from me.
in your next egg, can you make an egg about things to do when you sneak out?
like, egging, toilet paper thowing, peanut butter inder the car door handle, jaming bread/fruits in peoples exaust, shit like that ?
good work man, 5! |
 | Nov 23, 2007 12:15 am -
Haha the first time I ever snuck out was to go see my current girlfriend. (This was long before she was)
But here is how my planning went:
AIM -
Her: I’m feeling really sad right now...
Me: Want a shoulder to cry on? :]
Her: ...Yes :]
Me: Ok, umm give me a couple minutes
Her: k...Hurry!
And in 5 minutes I walked out the front door and down the street. (In flannels, in the last months of winter last year)
Moral of the story... You don’t need to plan like your robbing a bank. |
| Nov 23, 2007 12:15 am -
Oh... and I forgot, 4* |
 | Nov 23, 2007 12:27 am -
Quote:
You little 11 year olds don’t realize that its NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO SNEAK OUT!
Speaking of 11 yearolds i was voting weasels friends (NOT AUTOVOTING AS YOU THINK :D ), And i found 2 profiles that are 11 yearolds and 1 profile that is a 10 yearold. |
 | Nov 23, 2007 1:05 am -
walk to front door
open it quietly
close it quietly behind you
Neither for me. Problem much, is our second door (fly door or whatever u wanna call it, not our big hard door), makes alot of noise when opening, scrapes on the concret which sucks ballsies.
But one of my big windows (next 2 my bed), has no fly screen so I can easily open it, jump out onto the grass, shut it, and walkz0rz. Then when I come back I open it again, hoist myself in, close, roll back into bed,
Quote: "Simple as pie!"
"Simple as cake, you secilian shmuck."
-Quoted from Last Action Hero |
| Nov 23, 2007 1:07 am -
4* btw |
 | Nov 23, 2007 1:27 am -
You just have to train your parents up properly, that way you don’t have to sneak out...
5* though. |
 | Nov 23, 2007 6:50 am -
Pretty self explanatory, but I found it kinda funny...planning a month ahead for somehting like that. Synchronizing watches? Walky-talkies? Lololololol
Well, I guess I’ll give you a 3* for effort. |
 | Nov 23, 2007 8:40 am - dood
bens ultimate guide to sneaking out:
- take note of your windows or method of sneaking out during the day because figuring out latches n shit sucks when u cant see
- use your common sense
- dont plan it out, just get out there n make shit up, cause if u plan it it takes out the fun.
* never been caught, always had a blast*
(its really not that fuckn complicated) |
 | Nov 23, 2007 9:55 am -
even though you really dont have to put that much thought into snaking out i gave 5* because finnally theres an egg with correct format and grammar |
 | Nov 23, 2007 10:06 am -
kill yourself |
 | N v 23, 2007 12:06 pm - planning ahead
yeah i know you guys think im nuts for plannin that far ahead. this egg is more for really destructive/illegal/large scale vandalism. the bigger the task, the more preparation you need. we all know if you wanna tp your friends house you can just grab some roles and walk out, but this is for the bigger kinda shit. and as i said in the top of the egg, i act really professional about it just to entertain myself, im kinda nutty that way. |
| Nov 23, 2007 12:06 pm - planning ahead
yeah i know you guys think im nuts for plannin that far ahead. this egg is more for really destructive/illegal/large scale vandalism. the bigger the task, the more preparation you need. we all know if you wanna tp your friends house you can just grab some roles and walk out, but this is for the bigger kinda shit. and as i said in the top of the egg, i act really professional about it just to entertain myself, im kinda nutty that way. |
 | Nov 23, 2007 12:11 pm -
1* cuz half the stuff u said is gay n unless ur doin somtin rull big den u dont rlly need all dat shit
o ya this isnt the ultimate guid to sneakin out its wat 2 do once ur out pick a better title next time dum ass |
 | Nov 23, 2007 12:45 pm -
4* |
 | Nov 23, 2007 4:29 pm -
my parents dotn care if i sneak out
but anyways good egg
4* |
| Nov 23, 2007 4:34 pm - TO TEAWHY ABOVE ME
How can you call me a dumbass? You can’t even speak basic english. I am almost positive that "somtin, rull big, den, and rlly aren’t words. And on top of that, yeah, THAT, as in, T - H, not "dat" as you said in the comment. Before you’re gonna talk down to me for my egg, please graduate the first grade. And oh yeah, next time you wanna call me "dum ass," you might want to spell it correctly, you DUMB ASS.
You said "I don’t rlly need dat shit," unless I’m doing something "rull big," and I said in the top of the egg, and in the comments above this, THAT IT IS FOR BIG JOBS NOT LITTLE PRANKS. So, obviously, you can neither read nor write. |
| Nov 23, 2007 4:35 pm - TO TEAWHY ABOVE ME
How can you call me a dumbass? You can’t even speak basic english. I am almost positive that "somtin, rull big, den, and rlly aren’t words. And on top of that, yeah, THAT, as in, T - H, not "dat" as you said in the comment. Before you’re gonna talk down to me for my egg, please graduate the first grade. And oh yeah, next time you wanna call me "dum ass," you might want to spell it correctly, you DUMB ASS.
You said "I don’t rlly need dat shit," unless I’m doing something "rull big," and I said in the top of the egg, and in the comments above this, THAT IT IS FOR BIG JOBS NOT LITTLE PRANKS. So, obviously, you can neither read nor write. |
 | Nov 24, 2007 2:36 am -
Good tips
I’ll have to remember some of this stuff next time i go out. |
 | Nov 26, 2007 2:08 pm -
3*s |
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