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(80 votes) Published: Nov 23, 2007 1:33 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 561 times
--- This is merely my opinion and guide. I do not know if all the information is right but it has sure worked. Feel free to correct me if you know something is wrong. ---
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Tips on Fighting
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I. A Word of Caution
I strongly advise you to avoid fighting unless it is TKD, Kung Fu, Karate, etc. Even at martial art centers, they teach you that fighting is only for self-defense and to teach discipline. But if, like me, you have anger problems, then you know sometimes you strike on impulse when someone pisses you off. Try to learn how to control that. Find a way that works for you to calm down.
In other situations, you’ll be forced to fight. (When you are attacked, threatened, etc.) When this happens, attempt to talk it out. Try to compromise without fighting. Back away from him but do not show fear. But if your opponent is fucked up “wannabe gangster” and thinks he is oh so strong, knock the shit out of him. And that’s the reason you’re reading this.
II. Basics
- Try to stay as far away from him as possible without getting too much space between you two. If too much space is created, he might think you’re scared. Only get close when it is time to attack
- Laugh a little. NEVER show fear/pain.
- Scope out your opponent’s weapons. Attempt to figure out their weaknesses and their personality. Also try to figure out their fighting style by what is yelled before the fighting begins. (Trust me, threats will be made.)
- No shit, one hit. Remember that phrase. “No shit” basically means to not mess around too much. Get down to business, no monkeying around. “One hit” basically means to try to knock him out with one hit. The shorter the fight, the better. Attack him before he attacks you.
III. The Actual Fighting
When you are to the striking stage, remember to try to knock him out in one hit. But if that doesn’t work, then follow these tips:
- Keep your eyes on the opponent at all times. Never look away from him, even after you defeated him.
- Focus your eyes on the opponents shoulder. By the way the shoulders flex, you can probably tell where your opponent is going to strike. The shoulder that looks tenser is usually the arm they’re going to punch with and the angle their shoulder is set gives away where they’re going to punch at. This takes a little practice, but look at yourself in the mirror while getting ready to punch and take notice of the twitches in your shoulder.
- Keep moving no matter what. This makes you a harder target to get, but try not to tire yourself out too much. Do not let him back you into a corner. If he does, you’re pretty screwed.
- Never kick above the hips. Most people say to not kick above the waist, but that is just a little too high and unless you practice your kicks for an hour a day, you can’t kick fast enough.
- Kneeing someone has its advantages and disadvantages. If you knee them too slow, they can grab your knee and trip you. But if you execute it right, it will be a painful blow to a guy.
- Punching them in at the heart/throat is extremely dangerous. Only use it as a last resort, if your life depends on it. If you hit them hard enough, you can kill them.
- Aim for the neck, kidney, head, and stomach when punching and aim for their shins or the lower parts of their leg when kicking.
- Last but not least, do not think at all. Your adrenaline is going to take over and your thoughts will not process right. Fighting is natural and when you are stuck in a situation where you have to fight, your body will hit on its own. But try to remember these tips because you subconsciously will apply these to an actual fight. Just remember not to try to think too hard and just let your body go to work.
IV. Defeat
If you defeated your opponent, pin him to the ground with his hands behind his back. Put one knee on his spine and the other leg on the ground. Use one arm to hold his hands together and the other to hold down his head. If your opponent is unconscious, leave him there and get the fuck away. If cops/teachers/principals come, that’s your problem.
If your opponent defeats you, he will most likely be pinning you to the ground unless you’re unconscious. Whomever your fighting might be inexperienced and just leave you there when you fall. Wait for him to turn his back on you then jump and strike. Take him by surprise and push him to the ground. Follow the instructions in the previous paragraph for the rest.
V. Extras
- Take note of your surroundings. Use the bushes, tress, buildings, etc to hide behind. Use empty glass bottles, rocks, whatever else you find as weaponry.
- Practice, practice, practice. No, you will not be perfect. There will still be flaws but you’ll be better than before.
- Train, train, train. Lift weights, run, do gymnastics and jump rope to keep in shape for fighting. Jump roping increases dexterity. Your movements will be quicker and smoother. Believe it or not, try yoga. You’ll be more flexible and able to keep a clear mind when in a fight.
VI. What Ifs?
So your opponent is bigger, stronger, and faster than you. What do you do now? There is one way to approach this. I have never tried this before but it sounds logical. You will need skill in defense and be good at predicting movement.
- When your opponent strikes, try to block it. Continue blocking it till you feel that your opponent’s hits are getting weaker. You will get hit a few times, but don’t let that get to you. When you feel that your opponent’s strength has decreased, now fight. Kick the living shit out of him.
So you’re outnumbered. What do you do now? This works for everyone and is bound to work every time. RUN!!! Unless you’re Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, or a fucking good martial artist, you will get hurt very bad. Don’t let bailing out get to you. It isn’t your fault.
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Thanks for reading!
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Nov 23, 2007 1:46 pm - Why doesn’t anybody put anything about throwing elbows or tackling in these fight eggs? Those techniques will usually work for me. Oh well 4*
Nov 23, 2007 1:57 pm - hell if some guy told me to meet him somewhere to fight id just take a high powered pellet gun and sniper him then go ape shit on him
Nov 23, 2007 3:04 pm - Just another fighting egg...2*
Nov 23, 2007 4:53 pm -
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Try to stay as far away from him as possible
Wrong. The farther away from him you are, the harder he’ll be able to punch. Close the gap. Get close. Take him down, and ground pound him until he is no longer conscious.
There, I just re-made the egg for you.
We DON’T need another "fighting" egg written by a 12 year old. GB2Myspace.
- Punching them in at the heart/throat is extremely dangerous. Only use it as a last resort, if your life depends on it. If you hit them hard enough, you can kill them.
This death-blow stuff just doesn’t happen in real life. Most deaths that occur in street-fights ( That don’t involve weapons) happen when someone goes overboard or when someone gets hit and cracks their head on the floor when they fall down.
The only time someone’s going to die if they get hit in the chest is if they have a heart condition or something like that. And getting punched in the throat might suck, but it’s not going to kill you. It’s also a tough target to hit, anyway, and it’s made even harder to hit if you keep your chin down like a boxer would.
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