another cool, TRUE, story so fuck you AMS
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(60 votes) Published: Nov 25, 2007 9:32 a.m. Viewed 277 times |
Since I was in philly for thanksgiving, i thought i might visit one of my friends, in the suburbs on friday.
so anywho after we blaze, we set out on a search for some food by wandering through the woods. (you dont show the best judgement when your high)
while we’re walking through the woods we find these pretty nice isolated buildings, with windows or doors unlocked and what not. So after we break in we bomb the place with my friends spray paint, and then bail because we here cars on the main road, and its pretty likely theyre going to the cul-de-sac of houses.
after that, we find what looks like an old bomb shelter from the 40’s. since its old the hinges were rusted, so we had to work at the door for a little while. soon enough we get in and theres so much cool shit. theres what looks like an old chicken coop, a bathtub (not connected to any pipes), some bullets, and a bunch of doors, and a desk. once again we bomb that shit.
as we move on we find a big abandoned house, thats still in pretty good shape. after a couple minutes i managed to shake a window free and then we hopped in. as soon as we got in there we found boxes upon boxes of cool shit.
i managed to snag about 30 old DVD’s and CD’s. there were also some boxes of menthols and a couple of lighters. also, there were a shitload of old cell phones that im gonna try and cell to some retards for like $20.
now heres the best part. my friend found an AUTOCOCKER WITH AN ELECTRIC HOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
since he found it, i figured he should get to keep it.
and thats my TRUE story, so i dont want AMS flaming me because he thinks hes cool and wants to pretend hes a badass. |
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| Nov 25, 2007 9:47 am - Egg #13 about me.
I call bullshit.
Also, 0*, theft egg. |

 | Nov 25, 2007 9:52 am - alle, its not about you, i just thought that while i was making an egg i might as well remind the rotten eggs community how much of a douche i think u are
so please dont flatter yourself |
| Nov 25, 2007 9:52 am - If it has my name in it, its pertaining to me.
Enjoy your 0*’s. |
| Nov 25, 2007 9:54 am - Also, I just noticed. You don’t have a single egg accepted into the directory... |

 | Nov 25, 2007 10:31 am - 0*s
pics or it didnt happen.
and dont insult AMS. hes cool :D |

 | Nov 25, 2007 10:49 am - i love it how alle can get people so pissed off with just a click of the mouse, its the fucking internet, and if alle chooses to live in his mothers basement and use it 24/7, let him... |

 | Nov 25, 2007 11:27 am - haha no eggs in the directory and you say another cool true story? if they are all cool and true how come they all suck balls? |

 | Nov 25, 2007 2:36 pm - hey faggot stfu talking about ams only makes him act like a douche. the more attention he gets the better he feels. notice how he takes pride in the # of eggs are about him. your just fueling the fire. see now watch hes prolly going to be a huge dick just so people make more eggs about him
oh and 0* |

 | Nov 25, 2007 2:50 pm - I don’t know why everyone hate alle so much.
You make a shitty egg.
Everyone gives you a zero,and you get mad at alle about it,thats how the rating system works,if someone doesn’t like an egg they rate zero,quit bitching and get over it.
not even reading this egg...0 |

 | Nov 25, 2007 4:55 pm -
Quote: (you dont show the best judgement when your high)
you have more sense than walking around in the fucking woods, looking for food nonetheless. |
| Nov 25, 2007 5:15 pm - Dude, there arent even leaves on the trees here, why the fuck weould you go into the woods?
Also, weed does not make your judgement that bad. |

 | Nov 25, 2007 5:18 pm -
Quote: I don’t know why everyone hate alle so much.
mabey its because shes a spelling/grammar obsessed douche |

 | Nov 25, 2007 5:23 pm -
Quote: you have more sense than walking around in the fucking woods, looking for food nonetheless.
i assumed wed bump into a general store and snag some hot pockets or some shit |

 | Nov 25, 2007 5:37 pm -
Quote: i assumed wed bump into a general store and snag some hot pockets or some shit
In the middle of the woods? |

 | Nov 25, 2007 6:17 pm -
Quote: mabey its because shes a spelling/grammar obsessed douche
And just what the hell is wrong with that?! Maybe its because he is one of us few people who actually wants to type legibly, and not ’lik u ppl typ.’ |

 | Nov 25, 2007 7:55 pm -
I zeroed it. |
| Nov 26, 2007 12:08 am - no pics no ticks ...(u get 0* tez stars) |

 | Nov 26, 2007 1:53 pm - 2*s | |
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