Dec 02, 2007 4:09 pm - Gopher Hunting Awhile back me and my friend "Snipey" were incredibly bored. So, we decided that we should go kill things. The best place to do this is at my house. So, when we finally got to my house we grabbed a couple of old marking sticks (used by my dad, cause’ he’s a locator) and headed out to the back field. With us we brought our friend Surf who for some reason could make some of the best gopher calling sounds. When we got there the usual barb-wired fence, for some reason, was in ruins, and there was large pieces of barb wire everywhere. So, I put on my massive gloves and grabbed a bunch of it, coiled it up like a whip. And started hunting. So, there was lots of them out but, we didn’t bring our rifles so, we had to get real close to them in order to kill them. And thank-fully when they all hid, Surf called them out of there holes and we would smash their faces in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ A few of the kills we made are listed below: 1) One of the gophers scuttled across the ground in front of me. So, I jumped and smashed it with my Barb-wire whip thing. It got all caught up in the barb-wire and ended up tearing off most of it’s own skin by squirming around in it. I just picked out the skinned carcass from the wire. 2)Me and Surf were standing outside of a Gopher’s Hole (behind it). When he made his call and the gopher came out. I took the stance of a professional golfer and hit the animal in the head with the marking stick. It’s head pretty much exploded and it’s limp corpse fell back into the hole. The most interesting thing was: I pretty much took it’s head clean off it’s neck except for it’s spinal cord that held it together. 3)All three of us were standing together when one of the gophers felt the need to run right through us. This resulted in is being completely gang-beat by us and our locating sticks. We stuffed it’s obliterated corpse into a hole and filled it with sand. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ A few days later we came back for more hunting. When the hole that the ’headless’ gopher fell into was almost filled in. We went over to inspect it and we seen the foot of the gopher. So, Surf gave it a tug and pulled out the gopher’s corpse. It was pretty much picked clean. Well, that pretty much raps up my story/blog entry for now. Thanks for reading. =) Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- PedoBait Dec 03, 2007 5:02 pm - Whip Egg Hmm, I think I must just do that. Why, would you find it interesting? mutton-chop Dec 04, 2007 1:52 pm - FUCK YOU PedoBait Dec 04, 2007 3:47 pm - Original Real original. But, I suppose that’s the best someone of your Iq can come up with? At least spend time into your insults. Fuckin’ Retard

Nov 30, 2007 9:44 pm - Tennis Ball Bomb So, for tonights entry I suppose, I’ll share a story about our: ’Tennis Ball Bomb’. Now, this device is very simply made. And, I think I will share it with RottenEggs, One day. If I can ever get enough Egg points by having to vote for other people. But, until then - you will have to wonder what it is. Or simply Google it. If it shows. Anyways, I’ll continue. (Note: This thing explodes on impact Once we had finished building our little device, we had gone over to one of my friend’s house and decided to see what would happen if we threw it at his "Little Fortress". So, away we threw. When the ball hit his fort, it bounced off about a foot then exploded in sparks and burning pieces of Tennis Ball. This happened to be a rather more or less Sparky explosion as compared to a "BOOM!" type of one. But, these sparks still did damage. They ended up burning small holes in my pants that I later had to excuse as: Branch Cuts. Unfortunately, with this explosion, came burnt pieces on Tennis Ball. We had a limited time to clean these up. So, we just started shoving them under his already ruined fortress. His mom came home, 10 minutes later, and we were inside playing video games. We told her nothing happened. ;) Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Nov 30, 2007 9:52 pm - Make an egg on it, and I will 0* it into oblivion. PedoBait Dec 03, 2007 5:03 pm - Go ahead, I don’t care...

Nov 30, 2007 6:32 pm - Napalm So, as everyone knows, if you leave gasoline and Styrofoam in the same container for a certain amount of time, in the sun, you made a kind of powdery stuff that is incredibly flammable. This, is simply known as ’Napalm’. So, now I can begin my story. It was more of a shitty day outside. So, completely hot that even moving became difficult. Let-alone my fat-ass friend attempting to walk 2 miles to my house. Anyways, he eventually got there. When he got here, we both became really bored, and didn’t know what to do. So, we though: "Let’s burn stuff". So, that’s exactly what we did. After, a little internet research we found out how to make napalm (child’s version). So, we called over Chris (my other friend), and got him to bring Styrofoam and gasoline over. And away we went. After a few days of this annoying intense heat, our ’napalm’ was ready. So, we decided the only safe place to burn it was by the tracks. Away we went. After we got there, we realized it was a really shitty choice to go there, so we ended up burning it there anyways. We had with us about an average sized ziplock bad full of this stuff. So, what we did was put the bag in the middle of this big massive drain tunnel, with a firecracker fuse attached to it and lit the fuse. What happened was quite interesting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The bad quickly lit up and made huge amounts of un-needed black smoke, so we tried to extinguish the flames with a large wooden stick. This, was stupid. The napalm ended up getting all over the stick and on the roof of the tunnel as it kept on burning. Before, I continue - please note that we didn’t use pure Styrofoam and instead we used plastic plates. The plastic was quickly eaten by the gasoline and this made more of a jelly napalm then a powder one. Anyways, let’s continue... So, as the roof was burning, the floor was burning, the stick was burning, and the sticks and dead weeds on the outside of the tunnel started burning, we ran like hell. After about 10 minutes, we heard firetrucks and people shouting. So, we ran back to see what happened. The damage, was massive. The field we were under ended up catching on fire, which for some reason was the same field Chris stashed all his M80’s and cherrybombs in. So, they ended up exploding all over the place. And about 300 meters of land (horizontally) was completely destroyed and engulfed in flames. So, we all raced back home and sat there like scared little girls, hoping we wouldn’t get caught. Chris and Teran(My other friend) got caught. Cause’ they’re stupid as hell. And had to tell everyone at school what they did. I was safe. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Nov 30, 2007 6:39 pm - Where do you live? City and state please. Nov 30, 2007 6:44 pm - http://www.gov.calga y.ab.ca/police/contactus/i dex.html I could totally email this link to the Calgary Alabama police department. Should I do it? PedoBait Dec 02, 2007 4:37 pm - Go ahead.. Go ahead...I don’t really care?